New User Introductions Mk II

[Batman]

Well that counts me out (at least for the time being, I'm an only child, though Valen alone knows what those morons at DC will do next. Used to be I had no children, either).
Um-welcome to LA, Vidar. Beware the organ harvesters, don't feed anybody anything just to be on the safe side, and don't believe what anybody says about me (except when they say I'm awesome, this is correct).
A heartfelt welcome from the rest of us Cave Dwellers, Master Vidar, and...Um-a little help here, Master Bruce?
Beats me, I stopped keeping track once they started with this Batman Inc idiocy.
Alfred and whichever good guys hang around in Gotham these days say welcome to LA.

[rhoenix]

Welcome to LibArc!

[General Havoc]

Welcome to the dungeon of delight

[B4UTRUST]

Don't panic. In the famous words of Douglas Adams, the residents of LibArc are (mostly) harmless.

[rhoenix]

Don't panic. In the famous words of Douglas Adams, the residents of LibArc are (mostly) harmless.

Welcome to the dungeon of delight

...Yeah. Something like that.

[Sabre72]

Hello am sabre72 am new here *yay me* :D am 21 atm and attempting to go to college :D

i join this forum from fanfic to do some mass effect roleplay :)

unno what else to put here atm hhaha


oh and i like WATER alot its yummy

[Batman]

Why is we never get any ordinary people? I mean seriously, what's yummy about water? Yeah, it's great for quenching thirst, or cooling down, or washing, or any other number of things, but yummy? Oh well. Welcome to the board, Sabre72.
A heartfelt welcome from-Master Bruce?
Alfred and whoever else hangs around the Cave as of the New 52. I can't promise you stay will be long, or painless, or safe, but I very much doubt it will be boring.

[rhoenix]

I can't promise you stay will be long, or painless, or safe, but I very much doubt it will be boring.

Truer words were never spoken. Welcome, Sabre, to our cult of insanity. Make sure to sign the organ donation forms before you go off exploring the place.

[Dark Silver]

oh and i like WATER alot its yummy

I think someone's been drinking the wrong water.....

[Batman]

Or maybe we have?

[JD196]

Hello there I'm JD and I have an alcohol problem.
Wait this isn't AA.

Nah I was invited to the site for the Mass Effect: Going Dark (RPG) thread.

[rhoenix]

Hello there I'm JD and I have an alcohol problem.

Oh good, you'll fit in fine.

Wait this isn't AA.

...Sure it is. Don't you see the snack trays and giant vats of coffee around you?

[JD196]

Vats of coffee, I think I'm in heaven. Or is this just the hook to bait me into slavery.
Who cares anyway, COFFEE.

[B4UTRUST]

Or is this just the hook to bait me into slavery.

Slavery is such an... unpleasant word. I prefer the term permanently employed unpaid labor. Sounds more civilized.

[Batman]

Slavery, however, has the advantage of being one word and thus allowed in Scrabble, whereas 'permanently employed unpaid labour' is not, in no small part because Scrabble doesn't have 'blank' tiles (or didn't last time I played it anyway) and I DO think I remember the game being abut words, not phrases.

And coffee's overrated. Yes, the stuff keeps you awake, but mostly via filling your bladder and giving you heartburn (and the jitters).
Or maybe it was simply an issue of two heaped spoonfuls per mug being too much of an otherwise good thing?
Shut up.
Oh, and welcome to LA, JD196. The guy talking in red is Alfred, by the way.

[Soleimon Berserker]

Hey everyone, I'm Soleimon Berserker, I was actually referred here by a fellow when we got on the subject of good RP threads. Needless to say that i'm honored to be included in your little slice of the web.

[rhoenix]

Hey everyone, I'm Soleimon Berserker, I was actually referred here by a fellow when we got on the subject of good RP threads. Needless to say that i'm honored to be included in your little slice of the web.

Welcome, the organ donation cart will be along shortly.

[Batman]

Hey everyone, I'm Soleimon Berserker, I was actually referred here by a fellow when we got on the subject of good RP threads. Needless to say that i'm honored to be included in your little slice of the web.

As usernames go, this one is a bit on the long side but at least it's pronounceable. Welcome to LA, Soleimon. Incidentally, when rhoenix wrote 'cart', he meant it. Around here people don't particularly care whether or not you actually want to donate your organs nor worry about little details like you still being alive and using them.
A heartfelt welcome from the rest of us people hanging around the cave, (presumably) Master Soleimon.
Oh, and meet Alfred.

[Dark Silver]

If they don't want to donate their bodies to the good of the Administrati...they shouldn't sign up. it's very clearly in the User Agreement and ToC.

[Batman]

Except LA has neither. All you have to accept to join is the registration form, which curiously enough fails to mention organ donation in any way shape or form.

[Dark Silver]

That you can see.

It's implied in the Commandmants (see Commandmant VII)


or do we have to go over this again Detective? -grabs the laser scapel-

[Batman]

Something tells me that details of a contract that you can't see period (as opposed to details you could see if you only increased the magnification by a couple orders of magnitude or changed the background colours or something) are going to be found not legally binding by anybody but you.
And scalpels have a blade length of about 4 inches when I have a plethora of ranged weapons. Do you really want to do that?
Incidentally, there's an E in commandments.

[rhoenix]

Batman is still cranky since Darksilver took his good leg as his donation.

[Batman]

Batman is cranky as the new 52 stinks to high heaven, the organ donation (which wasn't introduced until years after I joined) has nothong to do with it. And both of my legs are in perfect condition, thank you very much.

[frigidmagi]

See Silver, I told you the memory alteration tech would work just fine alongside the replacement leg.