Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

[Josh]

So as we were leaving the local Jumburrito, I knocked a cup off the counter, caught it before it fell, punched a hole in the side, and as a consequence Diet Coke went everywhere.

I apologized profusely, we leave, and as we're driving away...

Caz- "Wow, you must really like those girls."

Me- "Huh?"

Caz- "Normally when you make a mess all over a woman, you don't apologize."

Burn.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

[Ace Pace]

Destructionator4: Windows peer networking is one of the greatest mysteries in the world

[B4UTRUST]

Proof that my Cheesecakes are really THAT DAMN GOOD

[12:39] BraidedShinigami: apparently Allen is offering you up in trade
[12:39] christinamzc: huh?
[12:39] christinamzc: do tell please
[12:41] christinamzc: ...
[12:41] christinamzc: i'm speech less
[12:42] BraidedShinigami: [12:37] BraidedShinigami: it's not my fault that my cheesecake is sex worthy
[12:37] dareksilver001: indeed
[12:38] dareksilver001: ok, heres the deal
[12:38] dareksilver001: i'll let you get a blowjob, I'll even let her swallow, as payment for the cheesecake
[12:38] dareksilver001: the three different sauces are included in the price
[12:39] BraidedShinigami: o.O
[12:39] dareksilver001: hey, she wants the cheesecake
[12:40] dareksilver001: you want sex, I'm willing to compromise with a bj
[12:42] christinamzc: he might want to watch out though, if you have better than he has, (plus you have cheesecake) then where would he be
[12:43] christinamzc: hahaha
[12:43] BraidedShinigami: you better warn him then...
[12:44] christinamzc: nope.
[12:44] christinamzc: hahaha
[12:44] christinamzc: you guys do this often?
[12:44] BraidedShinigami: do what?
[12:44] BraidedShinigami: o.O
[12:44] christinamzc: trade and barter goods and services?
[12:45] BraidedShinigami: it's the american way!
[12:45] christinamzc: haha
[12:45] BraidedShinigami: he's still pissed that he didn't get a shot with Jaci
[12:46] christinamzc: so am i to assume that this arrangement meets with your satisfaction?

[Ace Pace]

Shep: only the jews could survive a holocaust build a state in the desert, surrounded by evil assholes who want to see them all dead, and FEEL BAD ABOUT IT


Shep:America took an assraping from the brits in two straight wars, suffered a horrible civil war, and proceeded to wipe out the savages and settle the continent, beat up spain, win two world wars, etc and not feel bad about it

[Ace Pace]

It dosn't get a better burn then this.

Dartzap: you'd do anything that has a pulse and four or less legs
Ace Pace: and a pulse is not mandatory?
Ace Pace: please, I have some standards :P
Dartzap: Yeah, which are about a meter off the sea floor.

[Charon]

BraidedShinigami: ...
BraidedShinigami: you will Keep His Lordship out of this debate
BraidedShinigami: Rodimus never did anything to you
IRWriter86: He sodimized my puppy. And your damn duck sold the tickets.
BraidedShinigami: Leave Mr. Quackers out of this or I'll blast you with sonics and then light a fire on your corpse
IRWriter86: Not my fault it's the truth. Don't shoot the messenger.
IRWriter86: You give me an answer and I'll leave both of your golden calves alone. For now.
BraidedShinigami: you should chose a better color then grey
BraidedShinigami: especially when I have a white background
IRWriter86: I typed nothing.
IRWriter86: Not give me an answer of if there are anymore Legacies can see so I can post.
IRWriter86: *Now.
BraidedShinigami: I will not be threatened!
IRWriter86: My posts are threatening.
IRWriter86: ?
BraidedShinigami: there was an unstated but implied threat
IRWriter86: Fine. I will simply not post and let heroes die a slow agonizing death.
BraidedShinigami: see!
BraidedShinigami: more threats!
IRWriter86: I wouldn't threaten if you'd just give me what I want.
BraidedShinigami: see! more implication threats
IRWriter86: Fine. I'm not gonna post. And you have no one to blame but yourself.
BraidedShinigami: Bah
BraidedShinigami: you don't see any other armed goons
BraidedShinigami: happy
IRWriter86: Nope. Too late now.
IRWriter86: I may be happy if you admit to Mr. Quakers foul dealings.
IRWriter86: Or should I say.... fowl dealings.
BraidedShinigami: *breaks a glass bottle on the table then jabs the jagged end into your scrotum
IRWriter86: I regret nothing.
BraidedShinigami: You will leave my duck out of this
IRWriter86: Ok. But if you wake up one day to having your throat slit and that duck laughing over your gurgling soon to be corpse don't say we didn't warn you.
BraidedShinigami: The day that Mr Quackers does that
BraidedShinigami: is the day that I die!
BraidedShinigami: ...wait...
IRWriter86: Exactly.
BraidedShinigami: that was the whole point
BraidedShinigami: ...
BraidedShinigami: DAMNIT
BraidedShinigami: Mr. Quackers would never hurt me!
IRWriter86: Sure, whatever you say man.
BraidedShinigami: He loves me!
BraidedShinigami: Mr. Quackers is my friend
BraidedShinigami: he doesn't deal drugs
BraidedShinigami: or pimp prostitutes
BraidedShinigami: or commit arson
BraidedShinigami: or kill people
BraidedShinigami: or rob banks
BraidedShinigami: or extort governments
IRWriter86: or sleep with all your ex's?
BraidedShinigami: he only slept with one
BraidedShinigami: and I got to watch
IRWriter86: Yeah... that's what he told you.
IRWriter86: But how many have told you that once they've had duck they just can't go back?
BraidedShinigami: ...none
BraidedShinigami: they got one look at his bill and ran
BraidedShinigami:
IRWriter86: ....
IRWriter86: Hold out your arm.
BraidedShinigami: Why?
IRWriter86: I'm going to give you money.
BraidedShinigami: why?
IRWriter86: Because that was an awesome joke.
BraidedShinigami: *laughs*
BraidedShinigami: and here I thought you were going to tell me it was so I could go buy a clue
IRWriter86: Come on. Make with the hand.
BraidedShinigami: *sticks out hand*
IRWriter86: *slaps it with a ruler* Bad GM!
BraidedShinigami: OW!
BraidedShinigami: FUCKER!

[Cynical Cat]

ImperialFeline (6:44:22 PM): You really need to stop snorting every powder Mr. Quakers tries to sell to you.
BraidedShinigami (6:44:29 PM): ><
BraidedShinigami (6:44:36 PM): Mr Quackers IS NOT A DRUGDEALER
ImperialFeline (6:45:03 PM): Dude, he offered to sell me drugs on lay a way.
BraidedShinigami (6:45:15 PM): Lies!
BraidedShinigami (6:45:18 PM): You lack proof!
BraidedShinigami (6:45:26 PM): I'm suing for slander on his behalf
ImperialFeline (6:45:34 PM): I have it on tape. Video and audio.
ImperialFeline (6:45:48 PM): With thirty witnesses. Who he also tried to sell drugs to.
BraidedShinigami (6:46:16 PM): Was he holding two forms of photo ID and his grandmother there to verify his identity?
ImperialFeline (6:46:34 PM): He was pimping his grandmother.
BraidedShinigami (6:47:19 PM): Now I find that a little difficult to believe
BraidedShinigami (6:47:22 PM): Really now...
ImperialFeline (6:48:21 PM): Just because you've baked your brain to the point where you can't recognize reality the rest of us don't have to support your delusions.
BraidedShinigami (6:48:45 PM): I resent the implication that I have destroyed my brain on drugs
ImperialFeline (6:48:48 PM): Mr. Quakers is a pimp, a drug dealer, and an Amway rep.
BraidedShinigami (6:49:22 PM): It's a conspiracy!
BraidedShinigami (6:49:32 PM): You all just want to defame Mr. Quackers
ImperialFeline (6:49:52 PM): Dude, I have pictures of him sharing a hooka with Bin Lauden.

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: *giggles about Mr Quackers*
BraidedShinigami: grrrr
TeamhairTahal: Now now.. he's a Nice Duck
TeamhairTahal: He's offering to sell me this wonderful collection of Oriental Artifacts
BraidedShinigami: *gives up*

[LadyTevar]

AIIFHarbinger: Torma got off light...
AIIFHarbinger: He uttered the initiators of one of his favorite spells, intoning words of power as she recovered from bludgeoning him with her wings.

But noticed upon reaching into his belt pouches for the requisite ruby dust that he had forgotten to purchase it at the market the day before. The last word of the spell was a loud curse in of all things, gnomish. At that point, eh sat on the floor, and prepared to be bludgeoned with her wings, because at that point, he didnt have any spells which wouldnt injure her memorized.
AIIFHarbinger: *astinius cries*
TeamhairTahal: Astinius got off easily
TeamhairTahal: Breath Weapon: line of acid. It goes BETWEEN the bars
AIIFHarbinger: she wouldnt have used that...
AIIFHarbinger: angry angry dragon
TeamhairTahal: wanna bet?
AIIFHarbinger: I dont think ANYONE would have tolerated that
TeamhairTahal: You have pissed her off. THEN... you were going to 'send her to her room'.
TeamhairTahal: What Female Teenager would stand for that? HMMM?
AIIFHarbinger: I dont think a female human teenager would throw the proverbial kitchen knife
TeamhairTahal: I chased my brother through the house with a Bayonet
TeamhairTahal: Why? He grabbed my Teddy

[Josh]

So Ace calls me up on the phone and we're chatting about how he installed me as the PM of Israel.

So I'm pondering how to abuse my power as he's telling me that the other appointments include Frigid as Minister of Defense and CC as Minister of Internal Security or what have you.

Petro: So are you really sure you want to hand total control of your country over to me?
Ace: You have to remember that in Israel, the PM is largely a figurehead.
Petro: You put two of my best friends in charge of the military and security. Remind me why I need a Knesset again?

He then started talking about putting Shep in charge, and I started thinking about the glowing craters where Damascus and Tehran used to be...

[LadyTevar]

JasminaEsauZand: Bah. Dev went to NasCar
BraidedShinigami: she went to NASCAR?
JasminaEsauZand: Yes
JasminaEsauZand: Went and had a blast, she said, watching the race
BraidedShinigami: nascar is t3h evil
JasminaEsauZand:
BraidedShinigami: I'm sorry, nascar has always just seemed a bit to redneckish for my tastes
JasminaEsauZand: .....
BraidedShinigami: I just can't see the entertainment in driving in left hand circles all day
JasminaEsauZand: Scott?
JasminaEsauZand: Where did youget the idea we werent rednecks?
BraidedShinigami: you're a geek!
BraidedShinigami: geeks and rednecks aren't exactly easily combined notions
JasminaEsauZand: *DIES LAUGHING*

[LadyTevar]

Why Codiene and D&D Geeks should not mix. And it's CynCat's fault for aiding and abetting my madness

ImperialFeline: Okay. How's the world's cutest dragonling?
TeamhairTahal: If dragons caught colds, you'd have a lot of acid holes in things.
TeamhairTahal: I can't imagine a acid-breathing dragon coughing and *not* causing damage
TeamhairTahal: even if it's letting out with the Slow Gas... something would leak
ImperialFeline: Depends on how things are set up internally. For D&D, I would have to consult the Draconomicon, which is at Umbras's place.
ImperialFeline: As a side note, I love how they did dragons in the revised editon of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay.
TeamhairTahal: Well... dragons do have lungs and nasal passages
ImperialFeline: Yes, but how is that connected to the acid breath chambers? Is a cold in the lungs and nose going to affect those places? How are things wired internally.
TeamhairTahal: one moment... reading on Major Internal Organs.
TeamhairTahal: there is a trachea that connects the larynx to the lungs, which is the conduit for respiration and for its breath weapon.
TeamhairTahal: the dragon's lungs fill much of its chest cavity.
ImperialFeline: In the WFRP, the dragon's were once allies of the dwarves. Their fires allowed them to set the most powerful runes into gromril and were paid off in treasure. Now, the eldest dragons are mostly sleeping and many young ones have raided the dwindling strongholds of the dwarves for treasure. The old alliances are gone, their is only hatred and mistrust, and the greatest of ancient runes can no longer be forged.
TeamhairTahal: the lung structure resembles that of an avian, which can extract oxygen both in inhalation and exhalation
TeamhairTahal: in addition to being the organs for respiration, the dragon's breath weapon is generated in its lungs from secretions produced by the draconis fundamentum
TeamhairTahal: Quote, endquote.
ImperialFeline: Well, that settles the matter.
TeamhairTahal: Now to see what you wrote while I was transcribing from the book
TeamhairTahal: Ok... so... the fundamentus fills the lungs with secretions. In Torma's case, a substance which produces either a gas or a stream of acid.
ImperialFeline: It originates in the lungs and uses the trachea. So yeah, it would be affected by a cold.
TeamhairTahal: which makes an interesting case for the gas and the acid to be an odd chemical which changes properties based on it being liquid or gas form.. but that's another matter.
TeamhairTahal: Yes... a cold that settles into the lungs would be a very large problem to a dragon... and her allies
TeamhairTahal: Her sniffles wouldn't be that bad. It's the sneezes that would really be nasty.
TeamhairTahal: The coughing (especially if it hacks up phelm) could be dangerous to the floor aroudn her
TeamhairTahal: ...........
Codiene cough meds *really* give one nasty ideas on the concept of Dragonic 'luggies'
TeamhairTahal: Having the D&D poster with the chromatic and metallic dragons over my computer doesn't help.
TeamhairTahal: WOuld a Red Dragon's luggie be a ball of fire?
ImperialFeline: Worse. It wouldn't be just breath weapon material, but breath weapon secretions mixed with lung and nose mucos. Snot-napalm.
TeamhairTahal: *laughs... breaks down coughing*
TeamhairTahal: Ok.. that was just... too fuckin' funny
TeamhairTahal: I'm almost wanting to post this somewhere for outside commentary.
ImperialFeline: User quotes in Librium.

[Hotfoot]

Because Frigid and I have such wonderful conversations:

[22:19] HotfootB5: By the way, I expect to see Lorica Segmentum with Native American stylings.
[22:19] Magithis: ?
[22:20] HotfootB5: fstgod
[22:21] Magithis: Ah still thinking of what I want to do.
[22:22] HotfootB5: The Navajroman Empire :p
[22:22] Magithis: ... No.
[22:22] HotfootB5: Oh come on, it's perfect!
[22:23] Magithis: I can't spell it.
[22:23] Magithis: And I sure as hell can't say it.
[22:25] HotfootB5: No one can say it except for the elite ruling class of Goventors.
[22:26] HotfootB5: A goventor, by the way, being the cross between a senator and a governor of a territory
[22:33] HotfootB5: Wait, wait, PERFECTION.

Crowmans.

Perfect. :D
[22:34] Magithis: ... I have an urge to hit you.
[22:34] HotfootB5: Yes, yes, envy of my genius can cause that sort of reaction :D
[22:39] HotfootB5: Let's see, for your rivals, shall we have the civilization from whom you stole much of your own culture, the Cherogreek? Or would you rather have your main rivals be your upstart neighbors, the Winnebagauls?
[22:40] Magithis: I really, really want to hit you, why don't you come by for a visit?O:-)

[frigidmagi]

But wait there's more!

HotfootB5 (7:35:36 PM): I'll come on Christmas, you can't do jack to me then.
magithis (7:36:13 PM): What makes you think that?
HotfootB5 (7:37:20 PM): Good cheer, good will, and I'll be dressed as Jesus in a crowded area :p
magithis (7:38:39 PM): Blasphemer! Renouce Satan and his works *shots you*
magithis (7:39:03 PM): Come on man we have pro lifers screaming murder is wrong right before they blast the doctors.
HotfootB5 (7:39:41 PM): Look, if the image of Jesus on a Taco is sacred, then a guy dressed as jesus is untouchable, unless you're a TERRORIST!
magithis (7:42:04 PM): You know what, only an idolator would think that. We all know Idolators are on the terrorist side! So how long have you been working with them Hotfoot? Or should I say... OSAMA!?!
HotfootB5 (7:44:05 PM): I am not Osama, Osama is dead and in paradise with his virgins! He gloriously choked on an infidel chicken bone! JIHAD! JIHAD!!!
magithis (7:44:37 PM): The truth wins out. Prepare to die Terrorist SCUM! *BANG!* *BANG!*

Now how much would you pay?

[Charon]

IRWriter86: Your dragons are weak.
AIIFHarbinger: probably
IRWriter86: Can they crush entire armies by themselves simply by flapping their wings a few times and creating such wind gusts as to level the area? Or cast magic that would make every mage cream himself wishing they could do that?
AIIFHarbinger: no
IRWriter86: Then by Dave and I standards, they are weak.
AIIFHarbinger: hehe
IRWriter86: Not even fitted to being called dragons.
AIIFHarbinger: oi
IRWriter86: More like pretty princess ponies.
AIIFHarbinger: lol
IRWriter86: Gay pretty princess ponies. And not the spartan kind, the rainbows shooting out their ass, limpwristed flamboyant kind.
AIIFHarbinger: lol

[Ace Pace]

Ace Pace: like group porn?
faqa52: ....
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Ace Pace: group porn WATCHING :P

[Ace Pace]

IArmoredCorps: goddamned retard is pretty common these days Rogue 9
IArmoredCorps: i wanna hear how UNIQUELY retarded he is ;)

[Ace Pace]

Daniel: "This coke is dodgy."

Lonestar: "So pour it out and get another."

(silence ensues from Daniel)

Lonestar: “You can do that?"

Hilarity.

As people all over the U.S will testify, I do not get the concept of free soda.

[LadyTevar]

TeamhairTahal: I'm scaring B4
ImperialFeline: hehe
TeamhairTahal: TeamhairTahal: And it's squirrel season now.
BraidedShinigami: ...
BraidedShinigami: please don't tell me that and give me ideas about west virginians
TeamhairTahal: TeamhairTahal: But i *like* squirrelmeat
BraidedShinigami: o.O
ImperialFeline: hehe
TeamhairTahal: When you grow up with a hunter for a dad, you learn to like these things
TeamhairTahal: And you learn why you never shoot a squirrel in the intestines
TeamhairTahal: And you also learn the fast way to skin a squirrel. :-D
TeamhairTahal: Snip off the paws, slice down the stomach and limbs, grab the tail and pull.
ImperialFeline: nifty
TeamhairTahal: Dad always stopped before pulling the skin off the head. Just cut it off, rolled the skin insideout around it, and tossed it
TeamhairTahal: Sometimes he'd cut off the tail for us to play with
TeamhairTahal: Now... looking back... I wonder how weird I was to have squirreltails hanging off my bike...
TeamhairTahal: Some girls had streamers hanging out of the ends of the handlebars... I had squirreltails
TeamhairTahal: .........
TeamhairTahal: Gawd I was a tomboy
ImperialFeline: One of the reasons you rock
TeamhairTahal: That is not the response I expected LOL
ImperialFeline: Too bad. Not my fault you don't appreciate how cool you are.
TeamhairTahal: Nit doesn't even appreciate me like that LOL!

[Dark Silver]

While speaking with my friend Daniel this morning...

[04:48] Shadow01192: ya know what else is good for the soul
[04:48] DarkSteele: kicking people's asses?
[04:48] DarkSteele: blowjobs?
[04:48] DarkSteele: anal sex with women?
[04:49] Shadow01192: Well yes all of those things im sure are good for you soul

[Cynical Cat]

magithis (12:36:50 AM): Oh! New Commandments are out. Wanna look?
ImperialFeline (12:37:06 AM): sure
magithis (12:37:35 AM): 1) The more you protect your force, the less secure you are (If military forces stay locked up in compounds, they lose touch with the people, appear to be running scared and cede the initiative to insurgents.)

2) The more force used, the less effective it is (Using substantial force increases the risk of collateral damage and mistakes, and increases the opportunity for insurgent propaganda.)

3) The more successful counterinsurgency is, the less force that can be used and the more risk that must be accepted (As the level of insurgent violence drops, the military must be used less, with stricter rules of engagement, and the police force used more.)

4) Sometimes doing nothing is the best reaction (Often an insugent carries out a terrorist act or guerilla raid with the primary prupose of causing a reaction that can then be exploited.)
magithis (12:38:07 AM): 5) The best weapons for counterinsurgency do not shoot (Often dollars and ballots have more impact than bombs and bullets.)

6) The host nation's doing something tolerably is better than our doing it well (Long-term success requires the establishment of viable indignous leaders and institutions that can carry on without significant American support.)

7) If a tactic works this week, it might not work next week; if it works in this province, it might not work in the next (Insurgents quickly adapt to successful counterinsurgency practices. The more effective a tactic is, the faster it becomes out of date.)

8) Tactical success guarantees nothing (Military actions by themselves cannot achieve success.)

9) Most of the important decisions are not made by generals (Successful counterinsurgency relies on the competence and judgment of soldiers and marines on all levels.
magithis (12:38:10 AM): Very good.
ImperialFeline (12:39:00 AM): Sounds like someone is thinking.
magithis (12:39:39 AM): 3 years of constant combat in 2 of the most God forsaken regions in the world and you think no doctrine is going to coem out of it?
ImperialFeline (12:43:13 AM): Depends. Is Westmoreland running the show or not?
magithis (12:45:37 AM): I swear to God the most high he is and was a deamon prince in disguise! If Ho Chi Ming didn't send him a metal he should have, the ass was worth at least 2 North Veitnamese Regular Army divisions.
magithis (12:46:22 AM): We would have better off taking orders from Moscow and just saving time.

[Ace Pace]

Comrade Tortoise: rape! Rape! I am being molested by an underage jew!

[Destructionator XV]

(22:45:56) Uppersinned: zomigaw i'm going to write my doctoral thesis on the awesomitive
(22:46:02) Destructionator4: tits
(22:46:04) Uppersinned: it's a derivative to the awesome
(22:46:37) Destructionator4: so d/dx awesome = it
(22:47:05) Uppersinned: perhaps
(22:47:11) Uppersinned: or maybe it's a whole new function
(22:47:21) Uppersinned: a/ax of ln(x) = zomg
(22:47:32) Destructionator4: oh shit
(22:47:49) Destructionator4: so if you antiderivitiatex0r it noobs get pwned
(22:48:06) Destructionator4: DO MY FUCKING ENGRUSH ESSAY
(22:48:24) Uppersinned: zomg i have to do one myself
(22:48:28) Destructionator4: wtf
(22:48:50) Uppersinned: but if we take the awesomitive of them we'll be left with the square root of your mother
(22:49:10) Destructionator4: snap
(22:49:29) Uppersinned: zomfg
(22:49:34) Uppersinned: awesomitivity
(22:49:45) Uppersinned: the awesomitivity of snap is crackle
(22:49:57) Destructionator4: POP
(22:50:06) Uppersinned: where crackle is the cube root of pop
(22:50:19) Destructionator4: so pop cubed = crackle
(22:50:27) Destructionator4: so 3 ln (pop) = crackle
(22:50:27) Uppersinned: and pop is the limit of rice crispies as t goes to inf
(22:50:32) Destructionator4: INF
(22:53:59) Uppersinned: dude
(22:54:03) Uppersinned: antiawesomitives
(22:54:49) Destructionator4: are they shown with the symbol (.)(.)_a^b f(x) Ax ?
(22:55:00) Uppersinned: YES
(22:55:32) Uppersinned: (.)(.)_0^inf Airwolf(x) Ax = YOURHEADASPLODE
(22:55:41) Destructionator4: OH FUCKING SHIT
(22:56:30) Destructionator4: lim_{x \to 0} Airwolf(x) = inf
(22:56:39) Destructionator4: lim_{x \to inf} Airwolf(x) = inf
(22:56:56) Destructionator4: Airwolf(x) = inf awesomeness for all x in in the complex plane
(22:57:08) Uppersinned: omg
(22:57:16) Uppersinned: imaginary awesomitives
(22:57:19) Destructionator4: yes
(22:57:25) Destructionator4: and partial awesomitives
(22:57:35) Destructionator4: shown bt \alpha variable
(22:57:46) Destructionator4: nay \Alpha
(22:57:49) Destructionator4: capital alpha
(22:57:59) Destructionator4: do you fucking know TeX?
(22:58:05) Uppersinned: no
(22:58:08) Destructionator4: fucking learn it
(22:58:13) Uppersinned: kk
<snip my dissertation on TeX>
(23:00:05) Destructionator4: ok back to awesomeitives
(23:00:09) Uppersinned: wtf
(23:00:18) Destructionator4: awesomitives
(23:00:19) Uppersinned: awesomitives
(23:00:20) Uppersinned: good
(23:00:26) Destructionator4: SPELLING NAZI
(23:00:31) Uppersinned: dude
(23:01:00) Uppersinned: the imaginary antiawesomitive of nazi is a spelling stalin
(23:01:18) Destructionator4: oh shit
(23:01:35) Destructionator4: write this down now
(23:01:37) Destructionator4: in testing
(23:01:39) Destructionator4: in libarc
(23:01:41) Destructionator4: all of it
(23:01:45) Destructionator4: for posterity
(23:01:48) Uppersinned: no you
(23:01:51) Destructionator4: we can do proofs
(23:01:56) Destructionator4: FUCKING PROOFS
(23:02:01) Destructionator4: proofs pwn profs
(23:02:17) Uppersinned: the awesomitivity of proofs > profs
(23:02:46) Destructionator4: dfk i hereby promote you to PROFESSOR FAT KID, ASSOCIATE CHAIR OF AWESOMITIVEIVITY
(23:02:51) Uppersinned: if the awesomitivity of a function is greater than that of another, it is said to "pwn" that function
(23:02:58) Destructionator4: pwn
(23:03:12) Destructionator4: how is that written?!!?!?!?!?!
(23:03:22) Destructionator4: f(x) \pwn g(x)
(23:03:29) Destructionator4: now we jut need a symbol
(23:03:30) Destructionator4: make one up
(23:03:32) Destructionator4: n0w
(23:03:43) Destructionator4: define all the words
(23:04:09) Uppersinned: i can't do it
(23:04:11) Uppersinned: too much pressure
(23:04:16) Destructionator4: fuck
(23:04:46) Uppersinned: omg i got it
(23:04:58) Uppersinned: /pwn = pacman
(23:05:04) Destructionator4: yes
(23:05:39) Uppersinned: but pacman is eating the function of lesser awesomitivity
(23:05:51) Uppersinned: so it's backwards from normal <
(23:06:09) Destructionator4: yes
(23:06:11) Destructionator4: that pwns
(23:06:16) Uppersinned: i know
(23:06:24) Destructionator4: \pwn \pwns ur ma
(23:08:29) Uppersinned: f(x) (< g(x)
(23:08:46) Destructionator4: good emotmath
(23:08:48) Uppersinned: ('<
(23:08:51) Destructionator4: mathicon
(23:08:54) Uppersinned: pacman needs an eye
(23:08:57) Destructionator4: yes
(23:08:59) Destructionator4: mathicon
(23:09:14) Uppersinned: yes
(23:09:23) Uppersinned: zomg
(23:09:50) Uppersinned: " ('< " ('< " (< "
(23:09:57) Destructionator4: oh snap
(23:09:58) Uppersinned: new symbol pwns old symbol
(23:10:07) Destructionator4: it is like a recursive tittiness
(23:10:32) Uppersinned: i know
(23:10:43) Destructionator4: zomfg i must post this on la
(23:10:48) Destructionator4: in USER QUOTE THREAD
(23:10:50) Destructionator4: kk
(23:10:52) Destructionator4: kkk
(23:10:53) Uppersinned: kk
<snip>
(23:12:04) Uppersinned: HOW YOU MAKE GHOST
(23:12:33) Uppersinned: ('< ('< ('w')
(23:12:37) Uppersinned: pacman pwns ghost
(23:12:44) Destructionator4: yes

(23:14:23) Uppersinned: ('< + O ('< ('w')
(23:14:30) Uppersinned: pacman plus power pellet pwns ghost
(23:14:45) Destructionator4: integrate that
(23:14:51) Destructionator4: on the real NUMBERSZ
(23:14:56) Uppersinned: NO
(23:15:03) Uppersinned: antiawesomitate
(23:15:04) Destructionator4: (.)(.)

[LadyTevar]

DarekSilver001: on the upside in my world! I got the new Classics Starscream and Astrotrain at Wal-Mart today when I went, and i'm very pleased with the new Astrotrain figure
TeamhairTahal: ........... You are such a geek :-D
DarekSilver001: yes, yes I am
DarekSilver001: but he's cool! In train form, he's a 8" long bullet train!
TeamhairTahal: *facepalm*
DarekSilver001: now...just hold the image in our mind a lil longer...
DarekSilver001: and let me get a cmera
DarekSilver001: -snickers madly-
TeamhairTahal: You........ are a very. very. bad nam
TeamhairTahal: man
DarekSilver001: yeah, but you love me anywy
TeamhairTahal: Oh yes. But that is such a WRONG IMAGE
DarekSilver001: hey, I never said I was USING it like that....
DarekSilver001: and it IS a 8" long bullet train....
TeamhairTahal: Of course not! You don't have the equipment!
DarekSilver001: exactly!
DarekSilver001: but
DarekSilver001: if I would have the equipment
DarekSilver001: it's very well shapred for it!
DarekSilver001: hardly any sharp edges at all..
DarekSilver001: -beams-
TeamhairTahal: NITRAM: OH DEAR GODS!
DarekSilver001: -chortles-
TeamhairTahal: He's hiding. He refuses to discuss it more. "It went to a Bad Place!"
DarekSilver001: -laughs-
DarekSilver001: that's hilarious
DarekSilver001: -snickers-
TeamhairTahal: You're just scary.
DarekSilver001: I was teasing
TeamhairTahal: I ought to post this
DarekSilver001: LMFAO
DarekSilver001: no you don't
TeamhairTahal: What... dont' want LibArc to know you look at Astrotrain and think Dildos and Sex?

[Charon]

IRWriter86: Not as cold as when you stuck an 8" long astrotrain up your ass.
DarkSteele: I did not shove a 8" long astrotrain up my ass
DarkSteele: I was messing with Tev
IRWriter86: Yeah. Sure you didn't.
IRWriter86: Just like you didn't take that job from Mr. Quackers.

IRWriter86 (12:04:11 AM): Homo-necrophiliac.
Petrosjko (12:04:22 AM): Homo-bestiality-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:04:42 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-necrophiliac.
Petrosjko (12:05:09 AM): Homo-pedo-beastiality-bondage-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:05:38 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-necrophiliac.
Petrosjko (12:06:03 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:07:21 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-necrophiliac.
Petrosjko (12:08:00 AM): Homo-pedo-beastiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:08:48 AM): Homo-pedo-beastiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-raping-necrophiliac.

<List goes on>

Petrosjko (12:51:45 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-raping-shaving-feet fetish-fisting-donkey punching-crossdressing-shemale-gangbang-hentai loving-furry-anal-oral-choking-scat-dildo-piercing-skull fucking-enema-masturbating-free love-incestual-inflatable-cybersex-lactating-mature fucking-smoking-dendrophiliac-comatose-public-interracial-vampiric-sleeper-ear fucking-nasal sex-sweatgland sex-swampy-panty shoving-insect-lizard-marine mammal-wet dream-silk sheet-zombie-sandpaper-televised-midget-DPing-spanking-handjob-fart-swallowing-balloon-condom-foreskin-showering-hair-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:52:51 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-raping-shaving-feet fetish-fisting-donkey punching-crossdressing-shemale-gangbang-hentai loving-furry-anal-oral-choking-scat-dildo-piercing-skull fucking-enema-masturbating-free love-incestual-inflatable-cybersex-lactating-mature fucking-smoking-dendrophiliac-comatose-public-interracial-vampiric-sleeper-ear fucking-nasal sex-sweatgland sex-swampy-panty shoving-insect-lizard-marine mammal-wet dream-silk sheet-zombie-sandpaper-televised-midget-DPing-spanking-handjob-fart-swallowing-balloon-condom-foreskin-showering-hair-cosplaying-necrophiliac.
Petrosjko (12:53:11 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-raping-shaving-feet fetish-fisting-donkey punching-crossdressing-shemale-gangbang-hentai loving-furry-anal-oral-choking-scat-dildo-piercing-skull fucking-enema-masturbating-free love-incestual-inflatable-cybersex-lactating-mature fucking-smoking-dendrophiliac-comatose-public-interracial-vampiric-sleeper-ear fucking-nasal sex-sweatgland sex-swampy-panty shoving-insect-lizard-marine mammal-wet dream-silk sheet-zombie-sandpaper-televised-midget-DPing-spanking-handjob-fart-swallowing-balloon-condom-foreskin-showering-hair-cosplaying-spitting-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:56:18 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-raping-shaving-feet fetish-fisting-donkey punching-crossdressing-shemale-gangbang-hentai loving-furry-anal-oral-choking-scat-dildo-piercing-skull fucking-enema-masturbating-free love-incestual-inflatable-cybersex-lactating-mature fucking-smoking-dendrophiliac-comatose-public-interracial-vampiric-sleeper-ear fucking-nasal sex-sweatgland sex-swampy-panty shoving-insect-lizard-marine mammal-wet dream-silk sheet-zombie-sandpaper-televised-midget-DPing-spanking-handjob-fart-swallowing-balloon-condom-foreskin-showering-hair-cosplaying-spitting-water sex-necrophiliac.
Petrosjko (12:57:20 AM): Homo-pedo-bestiality-bondage-S&M-golden shower-shota-bukkake-raping-shaving-feet fetish-fisting-donkey punching-crossdressing-shemale-gangbang-hentai loving-furry-anal-oral-choking-scat-dildo-piercing-skull fucking-enema-masturbating-free love-incestual-inflatable-cybersex-lactating-mature fucking-smoking-dendrophiliac-comatose-public-interracial-vampiric-sleeper-ear fucking-nasal sex-sweatgland sex-swampy-panty shoving-insect-lizard-marine mammal-wet dream-silk sheet-zombie-sandpaper-televised-midget-DPing-spanking-handjob-fart-swallowing-balloon-condom-foreskin-showering-hair-cosplaying-spitting-water sex-virus seeking and bacteria fisting-necrophiliac.
IRWriter86 (12:57:36 AM): We are pulling at straws now...

This one is from a long time ago.

We reached 70 by the way.