shark42bait : impressive maybe but not as cool as that... though would also be cool to find a dragon with a voice like james earl jones or maybe george takai
magithis: Okay I'll give you those two.
shark42bait: hehe yup
magithis: I'll be happy long as the dragon doesn't sound like Napleon Dynamite.
shark42bait: heh what if it sounded like paris hilton...
magithis: I kill you.
shark42bait : hehe a really slutty dragon with way too much makeup
magithis: I kill you dead.
Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.
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Shark Bait
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#201
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
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Scottish Ninja
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#202
Me: *takes one bite of Cadbury's Crunchie bar* Mmm... so good! I hate America!
[img=left]http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a116/ ... vilwar.jpg[/img]Dakarne: That's no moon...
Dakarne: it's London.
Thank god for Tennessee Harold Ford protecting us from nuclear vegemite. - Petrosjko
Major Reilly: Air Command
"They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine" - The Doctor
Dakarne: it's London.
Thank god for Tennessee Harold Ford protecting us from nuclear vegemite. - Petrosjko
Major Reilly: Air Command
"They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine" - The Doctor
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B4UTRUST
- Dance Puppets Dance
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#203
Pcm979: AFAIK, the workings of the minds of wimmins are beyond us males.
Pcm979: Do not ask, for Dark Things beyond our imaginings lurk in the shadows.
BraidedShinigami: women are the cthulhu mythos?
BraidedShinigami: o.O
Pcm979: Do not ask, for Dark Things beyond our imaginings lurk in the shadows.
BraidedShinigami: women are the cthulhu mythos?
BraidedShinigami: o.O
Saint Annihilus - Patron Saint of Dealing with Stupid Customers
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Rukia
- Pleasure Kitten
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#204
I'm still not sure what I did/didn't doPcm979 (3:19:21 PM): Ooh, you!
TorridPixieSpaz (3:19:47 PM): whaaaa?
Pcm979 (3:20:02 PM): You. Right there. *Points at you*
TorridPixieSpaz (3:21:29 PM): *points to herself and looks around* Me?
Pcm979 (3:21:38 PM): You.
TorridPixieSpaz (3:21:47 PM): I didn't do it!
Pcm979 (3:21:59 PM): What?
TorridPixieSpaz (3:22:28 PM): huh?
Pcm979 (3:22:44 PM): What was it that you didn't do?
TorridPixieSpaz (3:24:53 PM): you tell me
Pcm979 (3:27:05 PM): I asked first.
TorridPixieSpaz (3:28:31 PM): *shrugs* well whatever it was I didn't do it
Pcm979 (3:28:56 PM): So you didn't do anything?
TorridPixieSpaz (3:29:36 PM): *shakes her head* Nope
TorridPixieSpaz (3:29:40 PM): *grins*
Pcm979 (3:30:11 PM): Good we cleared that one up.
TorridPixieSpaz (3:30:49 PM): It was scary for a second but we did it
Pcm979 (3:31:03 PM): Oh, so you DID do something!
TorridPixieSpaz (3:31:23 PM): No! I said i didn't
Pcm979 (3:32:00 PM): But you just said that you did.
TorridPixieSpaz (3:32:08 PM): No I dind't
Pcm979 (3:32:47 PM): Oh. So, what did you say, if you didn't say that you did something?
TorridPixieSpaz (3:33:20 PM): I said that i didn't do anything
TorridPixieSpaz (3:33:34 PM): I didn't say I did something
TorridPixieSpaz (3:34:06 PM): you said I said I did something when I said that I didn't
Pcm979 (3:34:34 PM): What are we talking about again?
TorridPixieSpaz (3:34:43 PM): *shrugs* Cookies>?
Pcm979 (3:34:53 PM): Oooh, cookies.
shark42bait: you are evil...
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
#205
Mother: I wonder what the cape of South America is considered if it's not a part of the oceans.
Father: There's a thin line down the middle of it.
Me: With a boey saying "Welcome to the Pacific Ocean". And on the other side of the boey it says "Welcome to the Atlantic Ocean".
Father: And as a halloween prank the kids go out and turn the boey around.
Moderator of Philosophy and Theology
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Narsil
- Lord of Time
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#206
Daniel MacFarlane: http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/ ... 8-1024.jpg I demand that the flag be removed!
destructionator5: whiskey tango
Daniel MacFarlane: I think you missed a foxtrot
destructionator5: I did
Daniel MacFarlane: basically - hot babe, wearing only the American Flag
Daniel MacFarlane: I demand that the flag be removed!
destructionator5: well, I get that much. but no other significance?
Daniel MacFarlane: ... does there need to be?
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Cynical Cat
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#207
ImperialFeline (1:10:04 AM): Hi frigid. Hear about Mel Gibson?
magithis (1:10:30 AM): What about the nutcase?
ImperialFeline (1:10:57 AM): Arrest for DUI and let loose a barrage of anti-Semtic insults against the arresting officer.
magithis (1:11:14 AM): Fuck now I owe Ben a coke.
magithis (1:10:30 AM): What about the nutcase?
ImperialFeline (1:10:57 AM): Arrest for DUI and let loose a barrage of anti-Semtic insults against the arresting officer.
magithis (1:11:14 AM): Fuck now I owe Ben a coke.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Dark Silver
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#208
[01:01] BraidedShinigami: so I'm not going to be nice anymore
[01:01] BraidedShinigami: I'm going to be a total asshole to everyone
[01:01] BraidedShinigami: it seems to work out better that way
[01:01] DarekSilver001: even to me?
[01:01] DarekSilver001: what the hell did I do?
[01:01] DarekSilver001: asshole
[01:01] BraidedShinigami: shut up ass
[01:02] BraidedShinigami: see, I feel better already
[01:02] DarekSilver001: suck me cocknock
[01:02] BraidedShinigami: grow a dick first penis wrinkle
[01:03] DarekSilver001: already got one, bigger than yours cunthair
[01:03] BraidedShinigami: It doesn't count if you're measuring from your asshole, asshole
[01:07] DarekSilver001: sure it does, just means your haven't taken every possible measurement to improve your length, knob goblin
Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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The Village Idiot
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#209
Doctor to secretary"Why are you playing with that rectal probe?"
Nurse 1 "I think he is sticking it in his ear."
Nurse 2 to Doc and Nurse 1 "There are just some things we don't ask him"
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Corbin Dallas - The Fifth Element
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Corbin Dallas - The Fifth Element
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Dark Silver
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#210
Concerning Charon's character in Glitch IV
[01:15] [01:14] IRWriter86: So why did my guy get picked to be the one that gets shattered so much?
DarkSteele: -shrugs-
[01:15] DarkSteele: luck of the irish?
[01:15] DarkSteele: oh wait...are you irish?
[01:15] IRWriter86: Makes sense to me.
[01:15] IRWriter86: A little.
[01:15] DarkSteele: ok then
[01:15] DarkSteele: luck of the Irish
Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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Dark Silver
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#211
Concerning the Glitch Thread.
DarekSilver001: you know......I wish all my players were so obliging as you fisher.....I have to admit, suicide by redshirts...
DarekSilver001: what a way to go
DarekSilver001: at least they go out in creative ways
agentfisherSDnet: http://redshirtdeathmedley.ytmnd.com/
agentfisherSDnet: Thanks
agentfisherSDnet: wait, what?
Allen Thibodaux | Archmagus | Supervillain | Transfan | Trekker | Warsie |
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
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Ace Pace
- Antisemetical Semite
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#212
Courtesy of lady luck.
Dark Steel:your not my kind Daniel, I'm sorry
Dark Steel:your bewbs are to small
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Josh
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#213
Thus spaketh the Caz:
You normally look like an axe- or chainsaw-murderer, but you clean up well.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#214
(10:02:20) Devonie: She concentrates for a second then shouts, "In Sanct Vas Grav!!!!" (large force field) and makes a grand sweeping gesture over the whole party.
(10:02:34) DarekSilver001: question, why casting it on the party?
(10:02:35) Devonie: so, I've had a full night's sleep
(10:02:41) Devonie: in case there's a trap.
(10:02:45) DarekSilver001: ......
(10:02:54) DarekSilver001: you people really are a paranoid bunch
(10:02:57) Devonie: she doesn't *know* there's not a trap
(10:03:06) DarekSilver001: your on the enterprise!
(10:03:09) Devonie: well, yeah... why do you think that?
(10:03:20) Devonie: and the enterprise has been comprimised
(10:03:32) DarekSilver001: it's been attacked yes...
(10:03:43) Devonie: at the very least, the force field could protect us from falling debris
10:04
10:08
(10:08:13) Devonie: Gee, paranoid... why would be paranoid? We've only spent most of the last 40 pages fighting nastie-baddies
10:10
(10:10:48) DarekSilver001: -blinks-
(10:10:51) DarekSilver001: I'm being nice!
(10:10:54) DarekSilver001: see what I did for fisher!
(10:11:02) DarekSilver001: granted I am going to kill him off shortly
(10:11:09) Devonie: at least he'll die happy...
(10:11:12) DarekSilver001: but I'm letting him bork more hot alien ass than Kirk ever got to at one time
(10:11:23) DarekSilver001: he'll be a geek god
(10:11:29) Devonie: LOL
(10:11:31) DarekSilver001: not that anyone will ever know..
(10:12:17) DarekSilver001: I'm half tempted to tell you know, the spell won't work, Forcefield is a particularlly mid-midhigh level spell..
(10:12:45) DarekSilver001: it'll work for you though
(10:12:53) DarekSilver001: though the strength of the field isn't what it should be
(10:12:55) Devonie: will it help to tell you "you're being FUQ'd?"
(10:12:58) DarekSilver001: it'll be real weak
(10:13:08) DarekSilver001: I am?
(10:13:09) DarekSilver001: sweet!
(10:13:14) DarekSilver001: I like being FUQ'd
(10:13:17) Devonie: *g*
(10:13:27) DarekSilver001: it's all warm and toasty, and sometimes tight
(10:13:57) Devonie: you are so sick
(10:02:34) DarekSilver001: question, why casting it on the party?
(10:02:35) Devonie: so, I've had a full night's sleep
(10:02:41) Devonie: in case there's a trap.
(10:02:45) DarekSilver001: ......
(10:02:54) DarekSilver001: you people really are a paranoid bunch
(10:02:57) Devonie: she doesn't *know* there's not a trap
(10:03:06) DarekSilver001: your on the enterprise!
(10:03:09) Devonie: well, yeah... why do you think that?
(10:03:20) Devonie: and the enterprise has been comprimised
(10:03:32) DarekSilver001: it's been attacked yes...
(10:03:43) Devonie: at the very least, the force field could protect us from falling debris
10:04
10:08
(10:08:13) Devonie: Gee, paranoid... why would be paranoid? We've only spent most of the last 40 pages fighting nastie-baddies
10:10
(10:10:48) DarekSilver001: -blinks-
(10:10:51) DarekSilver001: I'm being nice!
(10:10:54) DarekSilver001: see what I did for fisher!
(10:11:02) DarekSilver001: granted I am going to kill him off shortly
(10:11:09) Devonie: at least he'll die happy...
(10:11:12) DarekSilver001: but I'm letting him bork more hot alien ass than Kirk ever got to at one time
(10:11:23) DarekSilver001: he'll be a geek god
(10:11:29) Devonie: LOL
(10:11:31) DarekSilver001: not that anyone will ever know..
(10:12:17) DarekSilver001: I'm half tempted to tell you know, the spell won't work, Forcefield is a particularlly mid-midhigh level spell..
(10:12:45) DarekSilver001: it'll work for you though
(10:12:53) DarekSilver001: though the strength of the field isn't what it should be
(10:12:55) Devonie: will it help to tell you "you're being FUQ'd?"
(10:12:58) DarekSilver001: it'll be real weak
(10:13:08) DarekSilver001: I am?
(10:13:09) DarekSilver001: sweet!
(10:13:14) DarekSilver001: I like being FUQ'd
(10:13:17) Devonie: *g*
(10:13:27) DarekSilver001: it's all warm and toasty, and sometimes tight
(10:13:57) Devonie: you are so sick
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Comrade Tortoise
- Exemplar
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#215
AIIFHarbinger: aaaah Guys gone wild...
AIIFHarbinger: hehehe
shark42bait: dont tell me you bought that....
AIIFHarbinger: no
AIIFHarbinger: Tempted to download it illegally...yes
shark42bait: dude wrong bro wrong
AIIFHarbinger: hehe
AIIFHarbinger: I know
AIIFHarbinger: is it though?
AIIFHarbinger: And why?
shark42bait: cause you know for a fact if you want to see random guys naked just hang out with jack and I
AIIFHarbinger: LOL
AIIFHarbinger: yeah, but that is like incest
AIIFHarbinger: it would be wrong for me to look at either of you two like that
AIIFHarbinger: and I dont
shark42bait: oh so you'll kiss your hot cousine but you wont even look at me... *sniff* i feel so rejected... *sobs*
AIIFHarbinger: wait what?
shark42bait: you said it yourself! *sobs and begins packing* thats it i'm leaving and i'm takeing the penguines with me!
AIIFHarbinger: LOL
AIIFHarbinger: what cousin are you talking about!?
shark42bait: I dont know the hot one, the one you said you would kiss *continues sobbing and throws waffle iron* you never loved me did you?
AIIFHarbinger: I never said I would kiss one of my cousins...
AIIFHarbinger: *dodges the waffle iron*
shark42bait: *throws alarm clock* yes you did, then you said you were going to the special hell, i hope you burn in it! *picks up suitcase and penguine and heads for the door*
"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution."
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
- Theodosius Dobzhansky
There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
The Holocaust was an Amazing Logistical Achievement~Havoc
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LadyTevar
- Pleasure Kitten Foreman
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#216
BraidedShinigami: I'm an extra in top gun!?
BraidedShinigami: That's cold!
TeamhairTahal: It wasnt' meant that way... *dies laughing*
TeamhairTahal: you're not the conceited, head-in-clouds pilot... you're the smart guy who keeps his plane running
BraidedShinigami: it's still cold...
BraidedShinigami: I'm Chair Force
BraidedShinigami: not navy
BraidedShinigami: I don't wear a nametape across my ass so the higher ups know who they're fucking
TeamhairTahal: So you're just a faceless fuck for them?
TeamhairTahal: *ducks*
BraidedShinigami: ...
BraidedShinigami: *thwaps you on the noggin* Bad Tev! No cookie or nookie
TeamhairTahal: *ow! :(
TeamhairTahal: magithis: You called B4 a squid? hehehehehehehehe
TeamhairTahal: ... I didn't realize it!
BraidedShinigami: ....
BraidedShinigami: :-(
BraidedShinigami: :'C
TeamhairTahal: WHAT?!
TeamhairTahal: You're fuckin' MONTGOMERY SCOTT... rebuilding the planes these jackasses break, right?
BraidedShinigami: Yes, but you don't have to call me a squid...
TeamhairTahal: I didn't! MAGITHIS did
TeamhairTahal: I just called you an engineer
BraidedShinigami: you called me navy!
TeamhairTahal: I forgot TopGun waas Navy, ok?
TeamhairTahal: I ws thinking AIRPLANEs
BraidedShinigami: uh huh lol
TeamhairTahal: Would you rather be compared to the SW guys who put Luke into his ship on Yavin?
TeamhairTahal: Because that was the other vision that came to mind
BraidedShinigami: ....
BraidedShinigami: *goes and just hangs himself to avoid the humiliation that is the stigmata of aircraft maintenance
BraidedShinigami: even a long long time ago in a fucking far away galaxy I can't escape that stigmata
Dogs are Man's Best Friend
Cats are Man's Adorable Little Serial Killers
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frigidmagi
- Dragon Death-Marine General
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#217
Now that I would pay to see.shark42bait (1:06:50 PM): sooo i watch the food network alot lately and bobby flay has this new show "throwdown" where he goes arround the country challangeing cooks at what they do best...
magithis (1:07:13 PM): It's sneaky ambush tactics if you ask me. He never warns them he's coming.
shark42bait (1:07:20 PM): its like wow... you get paid to be that kind of dick?
shark42bait (1:07:24 PM): yeah
shark42bait (1:08:36 PM): and he has two other professionals helping him figure out how to make whatever it is before hand too, where as the other person has spent years slowly perfecting their dish
magithis (1:09:06 PM): What an ass.
shark42bait (1:09:18 PM): i want to pull out a large cut of beef slap him accross the face with it and yell "ASSHOLE! turkey basters at ten paces!"
"it takes two sides to end a war but only one to start one. And those who do not have swords may still die upon them." Tolken
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B4UTRUST
- Dance Puppets Dance
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#218
I have decided today that I shall become insane. I feel I should practice for such a noble accomplishment and therefore felt that my userbase would care enough to join in on my attempts and help my endevors.
[16:48] BraidedShinigami: The color of the day is cheese
[16:49] Pcm979: Brie? Edam? Cheddar?
[16:49] BraidedShinigami: I ask you: What sound does tomorrow make?
[16:49] BraidedShinigami: The otter wants to know
[16:49] Pcm979: Green.
[16:49] BraidedShinigami: That is a question
[16:50] BraidedShinigami: It bears the mark of the question
[16:50] BraidedShinigami: I fear it
[16:50] Pcm979: Carry on, carry on.
[16:50] BraidedShinigami: Yes, Yes, Yes.
[16:50] BraidedShinigami: Carry on indeed?
[16:51] BraidedShinigami: Only the otter can tell us.
[16:51] Pcm979: Well, he otter.
[16:51] Pcm979: *Ba-boom ba DISHHHH*
[16:51] BraidedShinigami: Have you spoken with the owl?
[16:51] BraidedShinigami: He is a delicious bird.
[16:52] BraidedShinigami: Delicious in his madness
[16:52] Pcm979: I suspect you are experiencing an ottered state of conciousness.
[16:53] BraidedShinigami: What is experiancing?
[16:53] BraidedShinigami: The otter knows.
[16:54] Pcm979: Owl' he tell us?
[16:54] BraidedShinigami: He has heard you.
[16:54] BraidedShinigami: The end times have begun.
[16:54] BraidedShinigami: Tomorrow shall make no sound.
[16:55] Pcm979: Ominous.
[16:55] BraidedShinigami: Quickly! We must hide
[16:55] BraidedShinigami: I can feel his apathy
[16:55] Pcm979: Meh.
[16:56] Pcm979: I shall hide by imitating a person standing in plain sight.
[16:56] BraidedShinigami: We are lost!
[16:56] BraidedShinigami: The otter has found us!
[16:56] BraidedShinigami: There!
[16:56] BraidedShinigami: He sits there bathing in our fear!
[16:56] Pcm979: Unhygenic!
[16:57] BraidedShinigami: That is only what it wants you to think
[16:57] BraidedShinigami: The truth lies underneath.
[16:57] BraidedShinigami: Underneath lies madness
[16:58] Pcm979: Then we must ascend into falsehood. Or am I lying?
[16:58] BraidedShinigami: The otter...
[16:58] BraidedShinigami: He cries.
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Petrosjko wrote:Allen and Scott I always envision as Allen and Scott, since I've seen far too many pictures of them to ever sleep normally again.
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:thumbsupSo be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
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Charon and I in AIM:
[23:02] IRWriter86: IRWriter86: Hater!
IRWriter86: You can take our freedom! But you can never take, our Jamaica!
[23:02] DarkSteele: LOL
[23:02] DarkSteele: Dat's rite mon! You be telling her yeah!
[23:03] IRWriter86: We Jamma mans needs to stay togeda, isn't dat right mon?
[23:03] DarkSteele: oh yeah that's right mon. It's like me grandmama over in Monitgo bay always say, "If you be atokin on a joints, yous gotta stick by him all dey way."
[23:04] IRWriter86: Dats right mon. Always be lisnen to your granmama. She be da wisest old broad in de county.
[23:05] DarkSteele: yeah mon -takes a puff and passes-
[23:05] DarkSteele: dis bee some good shit ya mon
[23:06] IRWriter86: -takes a puff- Tinkin' wes should be sharin' it wit de hater mon?
[23:06] DarkSteele: no mon, let her be getting her own fine jamacian homegrown. we be sharing dis here with de hater's mon, he be jammin
[23:07] IRWriter86: Dat's right mon! Oh, I remember last week when he be jammin' and dat cop showed up!
[23:08] DarkSteele: dem poleece dem be some haters mon
[23:08] IRWriter86: Dem be the biiiiig haters mon.
[23:10] DarkSteele: mos def'ly mon. Dey be hating on everybodie. Hey mon, you be hearing about de atomic bong? Dey say Iran done built dem one.
[23:10] DarkSteele: I saw we be going over and take us a heet on dis atomic bong
[23:11] IRWriter86: Dats some powerful good stuff der mon. We can't be trustin' de Iranians with such good stuff mon. We only got da one option.
[23:11] DarkSteele: We gotta be takin dere stuff mon!
[23:11] DarkSteele: We be invading yeah mon!
[23:12] IRWriter86: Dey won't know what be hittin' dem mon. Da power of Jamaica!
[23:12] DarkSteele: I'll call up de brudas and we be moseying on ova, If we Jamacians can bobsleeed at da Olym'ics, we can take over Iran and steel dere shit ya
[23:13] IRWriter86: I'll get me big burner mon. We gonna need it if we're gonna use dat bong mon.
[23:14] DarkSteele: oh def'onatly mon. We be need'n da biggst burna of dem all. Dey say dem atomic bongs get real hot yeah mon
[23:15] IRWriter86: Maybe If I be smokin' a bit more I can come up wit how to make da biggest burna ever!
[23:16] DarkSteele: yay mon, we be smoking just a bit more before we go and call up da boys and head over for da atomic bong.
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
DS's Golden Rule: I am not a bigot, I hate everyone equally. | corollary: Some are more equal than others.
#221
DarkSteele: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
IRWriter86: But why's the rum gone?!
DarkSteele: whys the rum ALWAYS gone?
DarkSteele: -wibbles-
DarkSteele: oh...that's why
IRWriter86: I blame you and Josh.
DarkSteele: why?
IRWriter86: Because you two drink all the rum.
IRWriter86: And the tequila.
IRWriter86: and the beer.
IRWriter86: and the vodka.
IRWriter86: and the margaritas.
IRWriter86: and the wine.
IRWriter86: Did I miss anything?
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Shark Bait
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#222
because I'm home the banter between FrigidMagi and I has increased and he has had some interesting statments in the past few days like this one.
Sex and the pope hat dont mix.
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/ ... giite1.png[/img]"I reject your reality and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
-Adam Savage "Mythbusters"
"Rule 4: Blades don't need reloading."
-Zombie survival guide
"What is burning people but stabbing them with fire?"
-Frigidmagi
#223
IRWriter86: So we can blame everything on poetry.
IRWriter86: And a love sick computer programmer.
DarkSteele: but yeah
DarkSteele: pretty much you can blame the whole troubles found in the .hack// series on a lovesick programmer and a poet
DarkSteele: who are both german
DarkSteele: so you can by turn, blame it all o the Germans
IRWriter86: Fucking poetry.
IRWriter86: I don't want to blame the Germans.
DarkSteele: fucking GERMAN poetry
DarkSteele: why not?
DarkSteele: it's almost as much as blaming the French
DarkSteele: except..you know..the French didn't have a hand in this one
IRWriter86: That's a lie.
IRWriter86: I could find a way to tie in the French.
DarkSteele: no
DarkSteele: its true
DarkSteele: you would
DarkSteele: but your a paranoid fuck
IRWriter86: The poet's sadness was caused by the constant warring that has happened between Germany and France in the past and that the French have killed too many good Germans.
DarkSteele: ........
DarkSteele: damn that almost makes sense..
DarkSteele: your good
IRWriter86: Thank you.
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1:09 am [Hotfoot]: Rainchecks? Ooooh, I'm scared. Hey Rukia, want some plans for a
jail cell for mister wigglesworth over there?
Rukia ruffles havens hair (you aren't bald are you?)
1:09 am [Rukia]: naaah I got shackles in my room
1:09 am [Rukia]: wait........ what?
1:09 am [Rukia]: I mean ummmm
White Haven is not bald, no. He does, however, squirm about under the ruffling. "Jail
cell? Oh...just shackl....wait what?"
1:12 am [Hotfoot]: we should change his custom title to Mr. Wigglesworth
1:12 am [White Haven]: ...okay, okay, how doomed am I?
1:12 am [Rukia]: I think we should
1:12 am [Batman]: See?
Rukia pets mr wigglesworth
1:13 am [Hotfoot]: Well that depends, how much do you hate sex, Wigglesworth?
1:13 am [White Haven]: ...multiple IOU beatings.
Rukia cracks her whip
1:14 am [Rukia]: Silence!
1:14 am [Batman]: Or else?
Rukia purrrrs
Batman ignores
White Haven yelps and hushes up quickly. Hotfoot gets no answer, courtsey of Rukia,
the Silence Nazi.
Rukia pats havens head
1:15 am [Rukia]: Good boy
1:15 am [Rukia]: now answer hotfoot
White Haven glares at Rukia for a bit, then just calls Hotfood a nosey bitch.
1:23 am [Hotfoot]: I dunno, that's kind of a new level of kink - "Speek 1337 to me, baby"
jail cell for mister wigglesworth over there?
Rukia ruffles havens hair (you aren't bald are you?)
1:09 am [Rukia]: naaah I got shackles in my room
1:09 am [Rukia]: wait........ what?
1:09 am [Rukia]: I mean ummmm
White Haven is not bald, no. He does, however, squirm about under the ruffling. "Jail
cell? Oh...just shackl....wait what?"
1:12 am [Hotfoot]: we should change his custom title to Mr. Wigglesworth
1:12 am [White Haven]: ...okay, okay, how doomed am I?
1:12 am [Rukia]: I think we should
1:12 am [Batman]: See?
Rukia pets mr wigglesworth
1:13 am [Hotfoot]: Well that depends, how much do you hate sex, Wigglesworth?
1:13 am [White Haven]: ...multiple IOU beatings.
Rukia cracks her whip
1:14 am [Rukia]: Silence!
1:14 am [Batman]: Or else?
Rukia purrrrs
Batman ignores
White Haven yelps and hushes up quickly. Hotfoot gets no answer, courtsey of Rukia,
the Silence Nazi.
Rukia pats havens head
1:15 am [Rukia]: Good boy
1:15 am [Rukia]: now answer hotfoot
White Haven glares at Rukia for a bit, then just calls Hotfood a nosey bitch.
1:23 am [Hotfoot]: I dunno, that's kind of a new level of kink - "Speek 1337 to me, baby"
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shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
shark42bait: i admire that in a woman....
I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack!
"if you want to get out of a speeding ticket short skirts and crying are still the way to go" Kairy on "mythbusters"
LimePink: "Um, Mr. President? I was doing a suduko puzzle, and based on the hidden co-ordinates in the grid, I think Osama Bin Laden is either here : points on map: or here :points to another spot within 5 miles:. Also, Jay-Z killed Tupac Shakur and the lost treasure of Atlantis actually turned to the glacier that sunk the Titanic."
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Laurencegale: http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/D ... ture14.jpg Fine, theres me :p
EinhanderSn0m4n: You look like Ace and Impish had a child who then got beat with a thousand Ugly Sticks
[img=left]http://www.libriumarcana.com/Uploads/Ace/acewip7.jpg[/img]Grand Dolphin Conspiracy
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
The twin cub, the Cyborg dolphin wolf.
Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."