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What cookies? *looks innocent and throws the crumbs in the trash*
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#127

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*points and laugh at B4 more*

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HAH keep that in mind you will probably have to bail me out of jail when i do try to beat up Bobby Flay.
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#129

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How do you know I won't be in jail with you?
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good point... guess we will have to call other people to bail us out
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To hell with both of you. You can rot in jail.

Oh, wait.

Why the fuck am I am in the cell too?

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"Why are these men in jail?"

"Well I asked and they said they were just looking for a good time. They're suppose to hang tomorrow, apprantely they had a very good time!"
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B4, go talk to Tim Buckley. I haven't seen a good Chef Brian strip in some time.
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#134

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IRWriter86: Because you two drink all the rum.
IRWriter86: And the tequila.
IRWriter86: and the beer.
IRWriter86: and the vodka.
IRWriter86: and the margaritas.
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#135

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schnapps, everclear, whiskey, scotch, burbon...

yes lead it to the resident drunkard to know
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Awwww....her first FUQ'ing....


and it looks like it was pretty gentle too...
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Yes...

she wants cheesecake and offers herself up in trade... gentle indeed...

if she's half as good as you say she is we'll see when you guys come down :wink:
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Don't I get a say in any of this.....

I told you boys once, I'll do anything for cheesecake. Make it with Strawberry sauce on top and I'll pay double the price. I thought I explained this to the two of you.... Just be careful gentlemen. You may get more than you bargined for.
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Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, cherries, name the damned lil berry and I can make a coulis out of it.

and so far I'm on the winning side here I fail to see how I could get in trouble or lose.
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:lol: Uk... I make a mean garlic bread? :wink:

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Not even close......think again Ace!
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What is with the Mr. Quackers bashing?! Lies I tell you! All lies! Fabrications! You have no proof! These allegations are false, all false.
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Whatever you say man, but can you do me a favor? Tell Mr.Quackers to quit harassing me over the phone. I'm not gonna pay him 50$ to bang a chick I don't care what she can do with her tounge.
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Some things just have to be shared. Like the thoughs of Dragons with chest colds.

Please... Comment. It's almost worth a full thread on it.
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#145

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Ah Tev, squirreltail handlebars. You do rock indeed.
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for futher reference, and to combat Charon's slander.

I did not stick a 8" Astrotrain in my ass.
I was just following Tev's mind into the gutter......than dragging it into the sub-sub-sub gutters.
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You were the one that LED my mind into the thought, so don't you start that! I was thinking "Wow, cool... it's a bullet train! Sweet!" I had no thoughts at all of the shape, nor of the uses that shape suggested until YOU mentioned it, you sick fucker.
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you facepalmed!

what else was i suppossed to think you thought!
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Dark Silver wrote:you facepalmed!

what else was i suppossed to think you thought!
Astrotrain. Bullet Train. *facepalm, thinking well, DUH, he's a TRAIN, and it's a Japanese Model!*
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hey, the original was a locamotive.
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