Ok, anyone who knows me well enough to know about my pets knows that I love Jack Russels because they're like, Super-dogs or something. Anyway, I had this weird dream that Jack Russels could pilot fighter jets, and helped win world war something.
So. Anyone else have any weird dreams? I think KAN should be barred from posting in this thread. ;) ( kidding of course)
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I have dreams about it being exam time and then suddenly remembering courses that I picked at the beginning of the year and somehow forgot about. I still get them once or twice a year and they are freaky.
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
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Last week I had this one:
A girl whom I've had a crush on for a long time started kissing me. So this was a decent dream, I then thought to myself "Dude, you're dreaming." I then woke up.
A girl whom I've had a crush on for a long time started kissing me. So this was a decent dream, I then thought to myself "Dude, you're dreaming." I then woke up.
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Not exactly weird, but I used to dream about flying quite a bit. Rarely nowadays, but the dreams back then were very enjoyable. I only got pissed when I was dreaming, but thought I was finally doing what I dreamed of (before). Until I woke up again. :sad:
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My dreams are fairly mundane. I'm the grand and glorious hero, the captain of industry, suave, witty, charming, the dream of all women and the envy of all men.
Much like my life, of course.
Seriously, my dreams tend to be fairly mundane. I dream about working, sadly enough, then wake up and find out I need to go to work. It was even worse when I was driving.
I did have one hilarious one, though- it's a common dream among drivers to have a dream where the truck is driving and nobody is at the wheel. You get all these stories about people plunging naked from the sleeper to grab the wheel, before they realize they're still parked.
Now me, I had precisely one of those dreams. In the dream, I woke up, looked out of the sleeper, and the truck was driving up the massive overcurve ramp that puts one from I-35E to I-20 in Dallas. I observed the truck handling the curve quite well, and since in the dream I was on the way to Shreveport, I decided the truck knew what it was doing and went back into bed, so the dream shifted on to something else.
Much like my life, of course.
Seriously, my dreams tend to be fairly mundane. I dream about working, sadly enough, then wake up and find out I need to go to work. It was even worse when I was driving.
I did have one hilarious one, though- it's a common dream among drivers to have a dream where the truck is driving and nobody is at the wheel. You get all these stories about people plunging naked from the sleeper to grab the wheel, before they realize they're still parked.
Now me, I had precisely one of those dreams. In the dream, I woke up, looked out of the sleeper, and the truck was driving up the massive overcurve ramp that puts one from I-35E to I-20 in Dallas. I observed the truck handling the curve quite well, and since in the dream I was on the way to Shreveport, I decided the truck knew what it was doing and went back into bed, so the dream shifted on to something else.
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
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My dreams are all bizarre, except for the ones that are bizarre because they're mundane.
The best ones are when I realize that I'm dreaming in the middle of it, so I can manipulate things however I want. Turn back time, fly around, magically establish a permanent self-sustaining lunar base, you name it. Though sometimes I am a little confused when I wake up afterwards.
The best ones are when I realize that I'm dreaming in the middle of it, so I can manipulate things however I want. Turn back time, fly around, magically establish a permanent self-sustaining lunar base, you name it. Though sometimes I am a little confused when I wake up afterwards.
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Odd; It never works that way for me. The best I can do is force myself to wake up if I'm having a nightmare.
I've conditioned myself to not remember my dreams, since most of them are fucking nasty.
I've conditioned myself to not remember my dreams, since most of them are fucking nasty.
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Had one just last night. Zombierama and I'm running around with nothing but a stick and lighter, strangly enough with a Marine Corp buddy I haven't seen in years. We hide out in these rooms and get into a struggle with a pair of zombies who start talking half way through. Worst it was like Bill and Ted... has zombies.
Dream ended when the 4 of us struck a truce tried to sneak out the room only to find this huge stream of zombieity dressed like cult extras from a B movie carrying (no shit here) pitchforks and torches.
Dream ended when the 4 of us struck a truce tried to sneak out the room only to find this huge stream of zombieity dressed like cult extras from a B movie carrying (no shit here) pitchforks and torches.
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Wow. That dream would leave me positively frigid.frigidmagi wrote:Had one just last night. Zombierama and I'm running around with nothing but a stick and lighter, strangly enough with a Marine Corp buddy I haven't seen in years. We hide out in these rooms and get into a struggle with a pair of zombies who start talking half way through. Worst it was like Bill and Ted... has zombies.
Dream ended when the 4 of us struck a truce tried to sneak out the room only to find this huge stream of zombieity dressed like cult extras from a B movie carrying (no shit here) pitchforks and torches.
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Walper if they ever make bad jokes a criminal offense that one will land you at least life.Wow. That dream would leave me positively frigid.
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I won't be happy until I earn capital punishment.frigidmagi wrote:Walper if they ever make bad jokes a criminal offense that one will land you at least life.Wow. That dream would leave me positively frigid.
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You'll need to leave Canada for that.
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Guess that means my bad jokes shall only continue to torment the victims reading them.frigidmagi wrote:You'll need to leave Canada for that.
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Two words
Vampire Spiders
Vampire Spiders
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Since spiders drink the fluids of their prey, that's not a big stretch.Comrade Tortoise wrote:Two words
Vampire Spiders
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Yeah, but when you ARE one, and the office building you and your giant vamp spider siblings inhabit is being besieged by cannon and trebuchet armed orcs goblins and other nightmare creatures... yeah
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
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There is no word harsh enough for this. No verbal edge sharp and cold enough to set forth the flaying needed. English is to young and the elder languages of the earth beyond me. ~Frigid
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Last night I dreamed about world peace, and how we all came together in harmony and destroyed our weapons and smoked dope.
Then the aliens invaded and things got much better. *nods*
Then the aliens invaded and things got much better. *nods*
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain