Librium Arcana User Quotes thread.

Rukia · Post by **Rukia** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:23 pm

[19:16] Brucie the Bat: Must be the y chromosome. When I get my hands on a ball of yarn the first thing that comes to mind is 'Now to find a kitten to play with it'.
[19:17] TorridPixieSpaz: hehehe I like playing with yarn too, just in a different way
[19:18] Brucie the Bat: Okay as you're not KAN and I can't really think of a disgusting way to play with yarn anway, own up.
[19:19] TorridPixieSpaz: crocheting.....

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:37 pm

otfootb5: Fear me, for now I am a quarter of a century in age.
Ace1 Pace1: happy birthday
Ace1 Pace1: you old geezer
hotfootb5: thanks :p
Ace1 Pace1: going senile?
Ace1 Pace1: need a cane to get up? :P
Ace1 Pace1: coffe to move around? :D
hotfootb5: Damn kids! Get off my lawn!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm

Ace1 Pace1: Everything is wired these days. At this point it'd probably be faster to list off the household appliances that are actually incapable of accessing the internet. I'm pretty sure my toilet
Ace1 Pace1: can't, but I saw a few in Japan that looked about one step away from becoming self aware and taking over the country in a bloody, rose-scented coup.

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:32 pm

[14:27] WMDZeek: wats up
[14:27] reillytcs: I need you to get a dictionary, a real one, not using the internet.
[14:27] WMDZeek: and...
[14:27] WMDZeek: do what with it?
[14:28] reillytcs: Do you have the dictionary?
[14:28] WMDZeek: yes
[14:28] WMDZeek: now out with it
[14:28] reillytcs: Go to the "W" section.
[14:28] WMDZeek: kk
[14:29] reillytcs: Do not proceed until you are at the "W" section
[14:29] reillytcs: Are you at the "W" section?
[14:29] WMDZeek: yes
[14:29] reillytcs: Now look up "what"
[14:29] WMDZeek: k
[14:30] reillytcs: Do not proceed until you have found "what"
[14:30] WMDZeek: k
[14:30] WMDZeek: found it
[14:30] reillytcs: Good. Now familiarize yourself with its spelling, then figure out how to use the apostrophe.

I defeat a friend in epic combat.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:11 pm

ImperialFeline (2:06:45 PM): Julie Andrews: "I always called it the Sound of Mucus."
AIIFHarbinger (2:07:28 PM): 0_o
ImperialFeline (2:07:45 PM): When the star hates it, I have supporting evidence.
AIIFHarbinger (2:07:52 PM): perhaps.... yes...
AIIFHarbinger (2:07:53 PM): heh
ImperialFeline (2:09:33 PM): And the promotion of nausiating show tune is common among the North American gay community. Obviously there is a genetic or enviromental link, causing brain damage so you enjoy the horror. Probably the cause of a lot of bigotry. If you just confined yourselves to wholesome oiled, naked men wrestling or butt sex, everything would be better.
ImperialFeline (2:09:51 PM): Perhaps its related to the lesbian attraction to flannel. Should do a study.

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:54 pm

Nitram and I discuss the state of British food.

magithis (9:45:43 PM): Y'all named a food spotted dick?
Nitram Tahalshia (9:46:03 PM): We've got one named bangers and mash, too.
Nitram Tahalshia (9:48:15 PM): Oh dear...
magithis (9:49:02 PM): I understand bangers and mash. Meat and potatoes. Fine good. Spotted Dick!?!
magithis (9:49:19 PM): And it's a pudding!?!
Nitram Tahalshia (9:49:30 PM): Of course it's a bloody pudding.
Nitram Tahalshia (9:49:33 PM): Can't have it for starters.
magithis (9:50:05 PM): You can't start with Spotted Dick huh?
Nitram Tahalshia (9:51:42 PM): Never.
magithis (9:52:18 PM): I am so qouting this.

So... Hungry?

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:05 am

Stark: how are you 16
Stark:: that is impossible

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:43 pm

LatinQueen (4:32:24 PM): i want to pose in pr0n
Lindar(4:32:31 PM): ............
LatinQueen (4:32:36 PM): http://suicidegirls.com/
Lindar (4:33:06 PM): and you need me for that why?

yeah...this is a normal day in my life...anyone wanna swap?

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:18 pm

magithis (9:13:43 PM):
Now I have a vision of Crazy Abdul's House of Insurgency. "Welcome to Crazy Abdul's House of Insurgency! Where we promise the only thing that doesn't explode are the prices!"

Nitram Tahalshia (9:14:18 PM): "We issue Fatwas against high prices, and passing the savings on to YOU!'

magithis (9:15:17 PM):
"So don't lose your head to those other guys! Come on down to Crazy Abduh's House of Insurgency and learn how to put savings, into Jihad!"

We may have gone to far... Or not.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:57 pm

shark42bait (11:53:17 PM): and i saw the weirdest thing the other day spinners on a minivan...

magithis (11:54:01 PM): ...Wait, spinners on a what?

shark42bait (11:54:06 PM): like old minivan

shark42bait (11:54:15 PM): like from 95

magithis (11:54:25 PM): That's like earrings on a turd.

The Village Idiot · Post by **The Village Idiot** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:54 am

HotfootB5: If you beat up CT so he updates his character, is it a hate crime?
Naz MCL: not if I scream I love you while I club him

frigidmagi · Post by **frigidmagi** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:03 am

shark42bait (8:34:26 PM): *poke*

magithis (8:34:41 PM): *stab* howdy.

shark42bait (8:43:43 PM): *slaps with beer soaked piece of cardboard* how ya doin?

magithis (8:44:09 PM): *pours vodka down sharkbait's throat* Fine. How are you?

shark42bait (8:45:24 PM): *holds lighter infront of mouth and spits now flaiming vodka back at frigidmagi* eh tired first dya of work and all that

magithis (8:46:08 PM): *blocks with a sheet of lead and bashes sharkbait with it* First day huh? How it go?

shark42bait (8:48:49 PM): *breaks vodka bottle and stabbs frigidmagi in the side with it* went fairly well had to re stock the beer mostly which involves takeing the cases down off the top of the shelves un packing them and putting them on the shelves

magithis (8:50:04 PM): *grunts and kicks sharkbait in the balls with steel toed boots* Sounds like fun. How were the co-workers?

shark42bait (8:51:42 PM): *douses frigidmagi in ever clear and sets him ablaze* mannager is cool likes to joke arround, chris the guy who triained me is really cool knows a hell of a lot about beer

magithis (8:54:14 PM): *grabs sharkbait, falls to the ground with him and sets him on fire to* That's cool.

shark42bait (8:55:44 PM): *head butts flaming frigidmagi and kicks him in the shins* yeah real nice guy we chatted and stuff while he told me what to do and i'm working again tomorrow

magithis (8:56:49 PM): *Punches burning sharkbait in the face and knees him in the gut* Glad to hear to it. The working hours aren't bad are they? Not gonna fuck with you studing time?

shark42bait (8:59:55 PM): *stops punching frigidmagi gets up and opens a beer before colapsing into a chair exhausted* eh i will be working at night and week end so it might be a little rough but i'll make it work

magithis (9:00:47 PM): *Pours water over self grabs brandy and sits down* Glad to hear it. Finished up all my test today.

Names changed to protect the innocent has well as me and sharkbait to.

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:12 am

[12:15] ace1pace1: "
Also remember that the Lucifer bombarded Vasuda from orbit, it shows larger beam range."

That is true, to a point. Assumming someone is lazy enough, we have Lucifers size in the cutscene of it bombarding the planet, we know that Vasudan porn is the size of Earth, we can extrapolate height of bombardment from that, and get range. However, it also ignores we see just one...very very very large attack and thats it
[12:16] HotfootB5: Vasudan porn scares me

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:36 am

destructionator4: cli
again:
mov vagina, penis
jmp again

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:57 am

Ace1 Pace1: IT IS MOTHERFUCKING FEBRUARY>
I AM WITH A TSHIRT.;
hotfootb5: I had to dig my way out of three feet of ice and snow yesterday

Charon · Post by **Charon** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:30 pm

DarkSteele: "dirty bomb" sounds like some perverse sex act...or a really potent alcoholic drink
IRWriter86: I concur.
DarkSteele: imagine some big russian guy coming up to you and asking "would you like a Dirty Bomb?"
IRWriter86: I wouldn't know if he wants to stick his dick in me, give me some kind of drink that would make my tongue melt, or offer me WMDs....
DarkSteele: indeed

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:36 am

Acepace: Females are different species, aren't they?
Petrosjko: Yes, yes they are.

The mysteries of the universe revealed.

Edit

Acepace: How do we ever end up living with them?
Petrosjko: It's a long, involved process that involves learning to not be royal assholes.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:59 pm

Petro on the german design bureu:

Petrosjko: It's like you combine a state of the art rocketry and aeronautical design team with a kindergarten class.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:19 pm

TeamhairTahal: The minigames are also fun... but I play the game more to see the story play out
TeamhairTahal: Another reason why I like D&D games that are arcing campaigns
ImperialFeline: Maybe I should clone you . . .
TeamhairTahal: *laughs until she chokes*
TeamhairTahal: Nit: Trust me on this: Don't. The sex drive alone can cripple mortal stamina.
TeamhairTahal: *chokes again*
ImperialFeline: Muhahaha!

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:27 pm

frigidmagi wrote:
That way sucks and I'm on a lap top, try again or you know... Be one of the the two fuckers the question is actually addressed to. Seeing as they own the game and all.

1. Cleanse your mind of all impure thoughts.
2. Recite the Litany of Activation
3. Say the Prayer of Capture, thrice
4. Press the most blessed key F11
5. Say the Litany of Conclusion
6. Thank the Machine Spirit of the Cogitator engine for being so kind.
7. Have a very nice day

(and yes, I own the game)

-fgalkin

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:56 pm

TeamhairTahal: Geeky Ballet girl?
DarekSilver001: ....
TeamhairTahal: One that actually has breasts now (she was bitching about how it means she cant' dance professionally)
DarekSilver001: damn it stop trying to tempt me if your not going to try to hook me up
TeamhairTahal: And she's got a British Accent
DarekSilver001: ..........
DarekSilver001: you bitch...
TeamhairTahal: Yep!

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:04 pm

ImperialFeline: I have also noted Dark Silver is deeply perverted without even the excuse of getting good sex out of it.
TeamhairTahal: You're only just noticing this?
TeamhairTahal: What gave it away this time?
ImperialFeline: Yugioh.

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:33 pm

TeamhairTahal: *huggles* Just because you're bored doesn't mean we need a fuckin' wiki
DarekSilver001: but.....
DarekSilver001: we could initial it L.A.W.
TeamhairTahal: *WHAM!!!!* (with the +10 Hammer of Good Sense)
DarekSilver001: OW!
DarekSilver001: -rubs his head-
DarekSilver001: but..
TeamhairTahal: I draw lines
DarekSilver001: can I doodle on the line?
DarekSilver001: -picks up his pen-
TeamhairTahal: Nope, no doodling
DarekSilver001: not even a scribble?
TeamhairTahal: Nope
DarekSilver001: wha about a stone carving?
TeamhairTahal: That I can deal with. *Hits him with a RuneStone*
DarekSilver001: OW!
DarekSilver001: -eyes you-
TeamhairTahal: That was the stone carving you meant, right? If not, I can cart in the EasterIsland rocks
DarekSilver001: no...no

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:34 pm

I must be PMSing or something...

magithis: *digs a bunker and crawls in* They taught me how to make bunkers able to withstand direct hits from 50,000 ton bombs! Do your worse. *locks door behind him*
TeamhairTahal: That's nice.... oh, btw, I stole all the pr0n you were going to hide in there with, and left you just the gay WillRiker/Data porn
magithis: That's gross, that's really gross. At least it will burn well.
magithis: How the hell did you come up with that? Have you been talking to Elfdart or something?
TeamhairTahal: You did say 'do my worst'.
TeamhairTahal: That was just what I thought up on the fly. Do you really want me to stop and think of something worse?

Post by **Dark Silver** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:38 pm

[21:29] DarekSilver001: you love hurting me don't you..
[21:31] TeamhairTahal: Nit: Yes, she seems to
[21:32] DarekSilver001: what is it with women and causing me pain
[21:32] DarekSilver001: either physical emotional or mental?
[21:32] DarekSilver001: am I just that good a target?

She missed the good part..

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