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[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Here's the article.

Penis punisher keeps the medics busy

Taipei - One Taiwan man's tireless pursuit of quick thrills has landed him in hospital four times in just one year, with doctors having to remove objects stuck inside his penis, local Taiwanese media reported on Tuesday.

After learning from a videotape that inserting objects into body orifices might be an exciting experience, the 30-year old truck driver on one occasion inserted fuse wire and another time a ballpoint pen into his urinary tract, according to cable TV network ETTV.

Instead of pleasure, the man experienced severe pain and had to have the objects removed in Kaohsiung Veterans General Hospital, said the report.

Undeterred, the main tried the same experiment two more times, but all ended with a trip to the hospital.

The man wasn't alone in his pleasure pursuit.

In a separate incident, a 20-year-old unmarried man had to be treated after he had forced a small steel ring onto his penis. - Sapa-DPA

....and I thought I was twisted....

[Ra]

Jesus, people are so stupid sometimes.

[Charon]

Okay, once, sure. It could have been a mistake, you could have done something wrong. Despite common sense going "This is going to hurt like a bitch, not be fun at all" I can see the mind logistically working that out. After the second time, one should learn that "Nope, this doesn't work." not try it two more times.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Jesus, people are so stupid sometimes.

Well maybe he tried to use his penis the way we use pencil sharpener?

Okay, once, sure. It could have been a mistake, you could have done something wrong. Despite common sense going "This is going to hurt like a bitch, not be fun at all" I can see the mind logistically working that out. After the second time, one should learn that "Nope, this doesn't work.".....

......or maybe one actually learns that "hey, it works! It works!!"

[Charon]

Okay, once, sure. It could have been a mistake, you could have done something wrong. Despite common sense going "This is going to hurt like a bitch, not be fun at all" I can see the mind logistically working that out. After the second time, one should learn that "Nope, this doesn't work.".....

......or maybe one actually learns that "hey, it works! It works!!"

Instead of pleasure, the man experienced severe pain and had to have the objects removed in Kaohsiung Veterans General Hospital, said the report.

No, I don't think so. Severe pain instead of pleasure kind of precludes that idea.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

No, I don't think so. Severe pain instead of pleasure kind of precludes that idea.

Mind you, some people may think differently. Just check this one particular post.

[Mayabird]

Well, there was a guy who got a Darwin Award (or maybe just an honorable mention - I forget if this ended up sterlizing him or not) for getting an entire jump rope stuck in his bladder after an...erm...insertion experiment. Yeah, let's call it that. Well, it wasn't the entire jump rope. I think there were a couple centimeters of it protuding out of there.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find the source on their website. I'm sure every guy here is relieved to hear that.

[xBlackFlash]

I saw a video of a guy that inserted a glowstick.. All sick twistedness aside, the very slight glow you could discern was pretty amusing.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Linky?

[Scottish Ninja]

I don't think I want to see that - but curiosity slaps me in the back of the head and says, "Come on! You know you want to."

I'm trying not to believe it.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Well, like I said, this thread is completely worthless without pics.

[Mayabird]

Well, like I said, this thread is completely worthless without pics.

Well no pictures (and you should all be glad of it for preserving your sanity) but I found that Darwin Award.

Jump Rope Blues
1999 Personal Account

While working in the operating room as a surgical technician, I once had occasion to help operate on a guy who was experiencing extreme pain in his lower abdomen. When we disrobed him to prep him for surgery, we noticed the tip of a round blue object sticking out of his urethra. The doctor palpated his bladder and determined that there was definitely something in there, so we opened up his pelvis, and found his bladder bulging with a tangled mass of blue. When we opened his bladder (a very serious procedure, as they tend to leak after being stitched or stapled shut) we were able to extract about six feet of knotted nylon jump rope. The guy evidently decided to cut the handles off and slide it into his urethra. Once he got a foot or so of the semi-rigid jump rope into his bladder, it naturally began to unwind and coil up, and the end of the rope pushed through the coils. When he tried to pull his exercise equipment out of his bladder, the coils tightened around the free end created a HUGE knot. Try knotting a rope by coiling it around itself and passing the free end through the coils; most fishermen know at least two or three knots that work this way. Needless to say the guy paid dearly for his little experiment in autoerotica.

Lessons:

1.Using a jump rope is not always healthy.

2. Misuse of exercise equipment can result in serious injury.

3. Things should exit, not enter, via the urethra.

http://darwinawards.com/personal/personal1999-33.html