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So what did the genie think of you?

male
7
58%
female
3
25%
shemale
2
17%
 
Total votes: 12

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*casts Disjunction with nothing but a wave of my hand. Then pounds you with 7 quickened twinned, enhanced, magic missile spells, followed up by a trap the soul*

So much for being immune eh?
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*casts Disjunction with nothing but a wave of my hand. Then pounds you with 7 quickened twinned, enhanced, magic missile spells, followed up by a trap the soul*

So much for being immune eh?
Ah well, back to the phylactery...
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*traces your soul back to your phylactery and teleports to it, holding a sledge hammer... SMASH*
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*traces your soul back to your phylactery and teleports to it, holding a sledge hammer... SMASH*
*appears back in normal lich form*

It's a good thing that I have a shitload of fakes then, eh?
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Hmm.. Seems as if i am beaten. Here, take thisgem as a token of good will

*offers you a nice shiny new emerald*
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Keep your pathetic gifts, I am immortal, and I have no need for material wealth. Although, I wouldn't mind taking your soul, if that isn't too much trouble?
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Well, there goes that soul trap...

"You arent immortal. You just cheated death through the use of necromany. You are no better thn that zombie over there. As for my soul, good luck with that. I am warded against death effects"

*waves my hand and hits you with an Imprisonment spell raised to the 16th level*
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Well, there goes that soul trap...

"You arent immortal. You just cheated death through the use of necromany. You are no better thn that zombie over there. As for my soul, good luck with that. I am warded against death effects"

*waves my hand and hits you with an Imprisonment spell raised to the 16th level*
Ah well... I am defeated
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#59

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Comrade Tortoise wrote:
Surlethe wrote:
Comrade Tortoise wrote: Yes actually

*pulls alongside your ship and opens fire with a broadside of Thaum Cannons and Missile Golems*
*they wash off the shields*

So sorry; better luck next time!
*Gates in and appears behind you*

Hi!
*flicks fingers*

*hologram of CT dissipates*

Shields officer, please raise the secondary shields. No need yet for anything strong.
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For an essay it guessed correctly by a large margin; for a chapter of my upcoming fic it still guessed correctly but by a smaller margin.

How the hell is "the" a masculine keyword?

Edit: For another section of the fic, it guessed female by a pretty large margin.
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*squeals and pounces Rogue* So you're the Shemale?*snuggle*
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Surlethe wrote:
Comrade Tortoise wrote:
Surlethe wrote: *they wash off the shields*

So sorry; better luck next time!
*Gates in and appears behind you*

Hi!
*flicks fingers*

*hologram of CT dissipates*

Shields officer, please raise the secondary shields. No need yet for anything strong.
"You think that was a hologram?" I say, reappearing behind you again, and driving a knife between your 3rd and fourth cervical vertebrae
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Lindar wrote:*squeals and pounces Rogue* So you're the Shemale?*snuggle*
Oh, definitely not. :razz: I'd tell you what it thought was feminine, but I don't want to spoil it.
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Rogue 9 wrote:
Lindar wrote:*squeals and pounces Rogue* So you're the Shemale?*snuggle*
Oh, definitely not. :razz: I'd tell you what it thought was feminine, but I don't want to spoil it.
*oohs and looks excited* you mean you're writing something for me?
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Lindar wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
Lindar wrote:*squeals and pounces Rogue* So you're the Shemale?*snuggle*
Oh, definitely not. :razz: I'd tell you what it thought was feminine, but I don't want to spoil it.
*oohs and looks excited* you mean you're writing something for me?
Not you in particular; it's a story I've been writing for a long time that I'm going to post on the board later.
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*cries on Rogues shoulder* awww i feel unloved now.
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Darnke, Turtle, Surlethe that will do, take it to testing.
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