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B4UTRUST wrote:Sever their heads and limbs, burn their bodies, raize their ancestral homes, slaughter their families and salt the earth after spreading their ashes to the four winds?
I told him that all through his childhood, and moreover I DEMONSTRATED IT IN ACTION.

But he was all angsty rebellious and was like 'Nah, I'll cuddle them to death instead.'

I blame Auntie Lindar for that.
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Petrosjko wrote:
B4UTRUST wrote:Sever their heads and limbs, burn their bodies, raize their ancestral homes, slaughter their families and salt the earth after spreading their ashes to the four winds?
I told him that all through his childhood, and moreover I DEMONSTRATED IT IN ACTION.

But he was all angsty rebellious and was like 'Nah, I'll cuddle them to death instead.'

I blame Auntie Lindar for that.
Hey! It worked for some of them... Just, thought it would work for more is all. I was pretty sure none of them were breathing.
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Petrosjko wrote:
B4UTRUST wrote:Sever their heads and limbs, burn their bodies, raize their ancestral homes, slaughter their families and salt the earth after spreading their ashes to the four winds?
I told him that all through his childhood, and moreover I DEMONSTRATED IT IN ACTION.

But he was all angsty rebellious and was like 'Nah, I'll cuddle them to death instead.'

I blame Auntie Lindar for that.
*grins and hands Petro a cookie and a mudslide*

And what's wrong with cuddling them to death Sweets?
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Lindar wrote: And what's wrong with cuddling them to death Sweets?
Well for starters, they can't breathe.

And it is a quite embaressing explanation of death, much like prison.

"How did you die"

"Oh, I was smothered to death by hugs"

Grow...with love.
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Bratty wrote:
Well for starters, they can't breathe.

And it is a quite embaressing explanation of death, much like prison.

"How did you die"

"Oh, I was smothered to death by hugs"

Grow...with love.
Oh but Love is such an... undefined thing, cuddlung has specifications.

And if they didn't wanna die they coulda fought back...
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Heh, sorry for the som what belated welcome!

but Hellloooooooo....

Ah crap, I missed them didn't I?

*looks around*

Dammit!
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Hi!

Lindar, can I get a death-cuddle? Pwetty pwease? :smile:
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Lindar wrote:Oh but Love is such an... undefined thing, cuddlung has specifications.
Don't you look at 8-Bit Theatre? Love is obviously an immense source of energy which can be used to unleash the equivalent of a nuclear explosion once per day. I would call it a lot of things, but I certainly wouldn't call it "undefined".

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Hi!
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Hi!

Lindar, can I get a death-cuddle? Pwetty pwease? :smile:
Easy enough to grant.

Granted.

*pounces upon shroomie and proceeds to cuddle the everlivin stuffing outta him*
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*dies happy* :grin:
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