Happy birthday Josh (NSFW)
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#1 Happy birthday Josh (NSFW)
Happy birthday, buddy. Now here's the wenches!
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So be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
NEVER buy a LiteOn CD/DVD Writer. Ever.
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When the hell did I ever tell you my birthday? I don't tell anybody about my birthday.
Oh fuck, it's my birthday.
...
Oh fuck...
Wenches.
Bosoms.
Mmm...
Bosoms.
Thanks buddy. You know what floats my boat.
Oh fuck, it's my birthday.
...
Oh fuck...
Wenches.
Bosoms.
Mmm...
Bosoms.
Thanks buddy. You know what floats my boat.
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
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"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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#4
Happy Birthday!
It's not that I'm unforgiving, it's that most of the people who wrong me are unrepentant assholes.
#5
*whistles eyeing the firlies, then Tackles JOshie, huggle* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*hrmms* no one told me it was your birthday though, but*plops a chocolate pie in his lap* Have fun*dashes to the bar....hrmm..wonders what sorta stuff is behind the LA bar*
Oh but don't have TOO much fun.
*hrmms* no one told me it was your birthday though, but*plops a chocolate pie in his lap* Have fun*dashes to the bar....hrmm..wonders what sorta stuff is behind the LA bar*
Oh but don't have TOO much fun.
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Happy Birthday Josh...enjoy.
He is my soldier, the love of my life and one day I will be a proud army wife
If he should be called to duty I will wait for him standing tall, for he is my soldier, my hero, after all.
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Happy Birthday!
Enjoy the Wootage!
Enjoy the Wootage!
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Dorsk 81: this is why I support the separation of Aces eyebrow's, something that ugly should never be joined
Mayabird:You see what this place does to us? It's like how Eskimos have their 16 names for snow. We have to precisely define what shafting we're receiving.
"Do we think Israel would be nuts enough to go back into Lebanon with Olmert still in power and calling the shots? They could hook Sharon up to a heart monitor and interpret the blips and bleeps as "yes" and "no" and do better than that, both strategically and emotionally."
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Our Liquor, made in Mexico
Cuervo be thy name
When the bottles done
We will be drunk
With a hangover in the morning
So give us our tequila
So we're not stuck with cervesa
And lead us not towards vodka
Let let us all be inebriated
Amen.
Happy Birthday brother.
Cuervo be thy name
When the bottles done
We will be drunk
With a hangover in the morning
So give us our tequila
So we're not stuck with cervesa
And lead us not towards vodka
Let let us all be inebriated
Amen.
Happy Birthday brother.
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"Then again, Detective....how often have you dreamed of hearing your father's voice once more? Of feeling your mother's touch?" - Ra's Al Ghul
"According to the Bible, IHVH created the Universe in six days....he obviously didn't know what he was doing." - Darek Steele bani Order of Hermes.
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#9
That...
Was beautiful Allen. Really.
Thanks everyone.
Was beautiful Allen. Really.
Thanks everyone.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
#10
And to think you spent that special day sitting around listening to me be a lazy-ass. :O
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I seem to recall us getting like twenty-thirty pages written, kiddo. Oh yeah, and you signed on for my 'The Sun must be destroyed' plan.Caz wrote:And to think you spent that special day sitting around listening to me be a lazy-ass. :O
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#12
I know, I know I'm late but better late than never right ;) I hope you had fun!!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUDDY OLD PAL
Teeheehee ;)
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUDDY OLD PAL
Teeheehee ;)
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*hugs*Mrs Kendall wrote:I know, I know I'm late but better late than never right ;) I hope you had fun!!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUDDY OLD PAL
Teeheehee ;)
Thank you very much, Mrs. K.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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Due to numerous federal laws I don't need to mention, I was never in this thread, but happy birthday anyway. :P
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Petrosjko wrote:*hugs*Mrs Kendall wrote:I know, I know I'm late but better late than never right ;) I hope you had fun!!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUDDY OLD PAL
Teeheehee ;)
Thank you very much, Mrs. K.
awww, you realised how much time it took for me to do that post how sweet ! No really it was no problem at all.. Hope you had fun.
*hugs back*
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Which is why we keep quoting it to bring it further down!Mrs Kendall wrote:Petrosjko wrote:*hugs*Mrs Kendall wrote:I know, I know I'm late but better late than never right ;) I hope you had fun!!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BUDDY OLD PAL
Teeheehee ;)
Thank you very much, Mrs. K.
awww, you realised how much time it took for me to do that post how sweet ! No really it was no problem at all.. Hope you had fun.
*hugs back*