Greatest. Movie line. Ever.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:47 pm

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Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:33 pm

Yes, I have to admit that was pretty funny. Best movie line ever though is dependent upon your point of view.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:44 pm

Effing sweet. I love it.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:18 am

Just to throw some out there;

Kyle Reese: Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Or;

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?
Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch.

Or;

Dirty Harry: You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Or;

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am seriousÃ¢â‚¬Â¦and don't call me Shirley.

Or ;

Indigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya
you killed my father
prepare to die!

Or;

Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Or ;

POTUS: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July; and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.

We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

"We will not go quietly into the night.

We will not vanish without a fight.

We're going to live on.

We're going to survive."

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

Or a favorite of mine, though a TV show;

The humans, I think, knew they were doomed. But where another race would surrender to despair, the humans fought back with even greater strength. They made the Minbari fight for every inch of space. In my life, I have never seen anything like it. They would weep, they would pray, they would say goodbye to their loved ones and then throw themselves without fear or hesitation at the very face of death itself. Never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable could help but be moved to tears by their courage... Their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships, they used guns. When they ran out of guns, they used knives and sticks and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope, that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes at the end. They did this for two years. They never ran out of courage, but in the end...they ran out of time.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:09 am

Knife, have a cookie for quoting Independence Day...

And, that clip was bloody awesome.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:21 am

"Your only meant to blow the bloody doors off!" ~ Guess

Post by **B4UTRUST** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:40 am

Garland Green - Con Air wrote: He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:42 am

Dartzap wrote:"Your only meant to blow the bloody doors off!" ~ Guess

Michael Caine's Character in the Italian Job

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:16 am

Nicky Santoro wrote:A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:18 am

Well, in the realm of one linners;

-Yippy Ki-yay, motherfucker

-I've seemed to have spilled my cup of piss

Badguy-I want to see you scream, Joeseph.

Joe-Play some rap music.

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:40 am

Snake Eyes:

"Terri likes to talk to me during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel."

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:25 pm

8MM wrote:Tom Welles: [on phone] Eddie?
Eddie Poole: Yeah.
Tom Welles: I know all about it.
Eddie Poole: Yeah, you know about what?
Tom Welles: About that girl. Six years ago. I know what you did to her.
Eddie Poole: Who is this?
Tom Welles: You murdered her. You and your friends.
Eddie Poole: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Tom Welles: You killed her on film. And now you're fucked. You're all fucked.

Continuing my worship of Nicholas Cage films...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:31 pm

"You... Shall Not... PASS!!!"

Bratty · Post by **Bratty** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:37 pm

"I am Sancho"

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom"

"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:50 pm

More Cage movies!

Bringing Out the Dead wrote:NURSE CONSTANCE:
Sir, you say you've been snorting cocaine for three days and now you feel your heart is beating too fast and you would like us to help you. To tell the truth, I don't see why I should. If I'm mistaken, correct me. Did we sell you the cocaine? Did we push it up your nose?

Hedgecore · Post by **Hedgecore** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:30 pm

There are two kinds of people in this world, Tucco: those with loaded guns, and those that dig. You dig.
-The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

runners up:

You fuckers think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
-Mallrats

Who are you!?!
I'm Batman
-Batman

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:39 pm

Lasko! Welcome. Need to knock the av down to a hundred by a hundred pixels, please.

Con Air wrote:[to Cyrus, while holding a gun]
Pinball: You didn't mean that "two-bit negro crackhead" shit, did you?
Cyrus Grissom: Give me that gun.
[takes the gun]
Cyrus Grissom: Hell yes, I meant it.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:34 pm

It can go this far! No further!
-Jean Luc Picard

Do, or do not, there is no try.
-Yoda

The next isn't a movie line, but quote-worthy nontheless

Warning to any trespassers: You may die a very painful and abrupt death, or, depending on my mood, you'll be invited in for stew. Thankyou for respecting my privacy.
-Elminister

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:18 am

The Boondock Saints wrote:Good shooting... shitty shooting!

Hedgecore · Post by **Hedgecore** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:54 am

Boondock Saints is simply rife with brilliant lines:

Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

Rocco: We could kill everyone.
Murphy: So what do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Caz · Post by **Caz** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:00 pm

Hedgecore wrote:Boondock Saints is simply rife with brilliant lines:

Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

Rocco: We could kill everyone.
Murphy: So what do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

I love the part when they shoot the cat.

"DID THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPEN?"

And then when Roc bothers his girlfriend about it.

"Do you even know its name, bitch?"
"... S... Skippy!"

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 5:20 am

Hedgecore wrote:You fuckers think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
-Mallrats

That movie is full of great stuff. Mostly from Brodie.

"Fuck you fanboy!"

"Hasn't it become abundantly clear to you over the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? Most of the time I'm talking out of my ass."

"The cookie stand isn't part of the food court."
"Of course it is."
"Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject..."

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