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#1 Titles Galore!

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I'm not really sure who decides who gets titles among the Mediocre Men, or what the prerequistes are, but I thought it would be good to put up a place where clan members could put up Title requests, where they can be stored until such a time as they are ordained by our glorious leaders. :)

Yah run-on sentences! :P



By the way, Imperious Underling is a nice title. :wink:

Stickied, for the moment. Straha would be your man, though I don't know who else has title-granting authority for sure.
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I like mine just the way it is. :mrgreen:

(Thanks to whoever changed it.)
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Dark lord of the megas wrote:Dark lord of L-space
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Okay, I've got Wautd and Sabacc taken care of, but I don't know your character name in KOL, Matt. You need to add yourself to the roster page.
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(Chief) Hygene Officer!
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Nephtys wrote:(Chief) Hygene Officer!
Paranoia player?
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Paranoia Player? *peer* Friend Computer said we should be on the lookout for those. They're surely in league with communist mutants!
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Nephtys wrote:Paranoia Player? *peer* Friend Computer said we should be on the lookout for those. They're surely in league with communist mutants!
Very good citizen. For your commendable diligence, you have been promoted to the position of Chief Hygiene Officer.
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I'd like Darth Ragu to be known as:

Dark Lord of the Sauce


Thank you, that is all.
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The Dark wrote:I'd like Darth Ragu to be known as:

Dark Lord of the Sauce


Thank you, that is all.
It is done.
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I'm thinking Librarian of Arcane Canoli
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Done.
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Much appreciated
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I'd like to be called Brass Geek due to my wanting to try to learn to play of all fore and background brass instruments.
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Soontir948 wrote:I'd like to be called Brass Geek due to my wanting to try to learn to play of all fore and background brass instruments.
Done
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Thank you!
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I'd go with Noodlemaster General for LowMainMan.
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CDiehl wrote:I'd go with Noodlemaster General for LowMainMan.
Eet ees done.
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I request alteration to my Guild Title please

I wish to be a Dark Lord of the Linguini (dlol), instead of just Lord of Linguini (lol)
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You make a request without making the ritual offering?

*dramatic peal of thunder, dramatic failure of power, dramatic cursing while UPS beeps in the background.*

Fucking effects guys.

Anyway, yes yes, it'll be done.
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*Plunges the ceremonial knife into the sacrifical tomato inside a circle of black candles*

The offering is made. :P

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It wouldn't let me type that name in; I guess it is too long. Its Distribution Droid for now.
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It's sufficent.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I, STRAHA, LORD OF THE SPAM AND SEMI-IRONIC TITLES AM BACK! Prepare to suffer under my vengeful title-ful wrath!
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