Lasko's recent purchase of a store reminded me that we've never compiled a master listing of member stores.
So, my beautiful aspiring capitalists, here it is- list your store, if you have any staple products you consistantly sell, list those, include your slogan and jingle if you so desire, or products you'd like moved through for sale.
Sell sell sell! Let's keep our meat in the family!
Master Store Listing
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Josh
- Resident of the Kingdom of Eternal Cockjobbery
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#1 Master Store Listing
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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woo! I'm first!
Lasko's Beer and Skittles
Lasko's Beer and Skittles
Hedgecore wrote:To whom it may concern:
I just purchased a store in the mall, Lasko's Beer & Skittles. Predominantly filled with junk, but some decent things. If anyone see's anything in there they want, let me know (either here, PM, or in-game), and I'll set you up with the ol' 5 finger discount. Likewise, if you want someone to fence something for you, I can do that as well.
"Lasko's Beer & Skittles: we have a sexy shopkeeper, and a stupid slogan."
"Well, I wouldn't argue that is was a no holds-barred, adrenalin fuelled thrill ride, but there is no way you
can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
-Sgt Nicholas Angel, on Point Break
"You gotta look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man.'"
-Hurley
can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
-Sgt Nicholas Angel, on Point Break
"You gotta look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man.'"
-Hurley
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Soontir948
- Disciple
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Shop Right Full of Goods
Not a slogan but a warning:
At times the store is not the cheapest as I know the price will rise for certain items when I am not on so it's me being a capitalist pig that I am!
Not a slogan but a warning:
At times the store is not the cheapest as I know the price will rise for certain items when I am not on so it's me being a capitalist pig that I am!
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Mayabird
- Leader of the Marching Band
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Mayabird's Market
"Come on in and see what you'd like! The selection will be changing from time to time, so return at a later time if you can't find what you want now."
I normally sell booze, food, and consumables in general (ingredients, campground items, firecrackers, and anything else that will be readily used up and has a constant demand) but stock is really low right now since I'll be ascending soon.
"Come on in and see what you'd like! The selection will be changing from time to time, so return at a later time if you can't find what you want now."
I normally sell booze, food, and consumables in general (ingredients, campground items, firecrackers, and anything else that will be readily used up and has a constant demand) but stock is really low right now since I'll be ascending soon.
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Pure Sabacc
- Imperious Underling
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The Sauce Pagoda
Lecherous Monk, the Shopkeeper
Come weary shopper, and rest awhile in this humble place of contemplation. Look upon the shrines of the great food mages of old and find culinary inspiration.
You may also feel free to look at our modest stock of sauces and other useful items.
I'm in hardcore right now, but the shop is usually full of Sauceror and Pastamancer specialty items. And if anyone is interested in my Spooky Hockey Mask, I'll be willing to lower the price.
Lecherous Monk, the Shopkeeper
Come weary shopper, and rest awhile in this humble place of contemplation. Look upon the shrines of the great food mages of old and find culinary inspiration.
You may also feel free to look at our modest stock of sauces and other useful items.
I'm in hardcore right now, but the shop is usually full of Sauceror and Pastamancer specialty items. And if anyone is interested in my Spooky Hockey Mask, I'll be willing to lower the price.
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The Hoard of the Daltonator
Selling primo fantasy items at affordable prices.
I sell cocoa eggs, scrolls of drastic healing, tiny houses, phonics downs and other assorted items, including the occasional batch of chrome weapons.
Selling primo fantasy items at affordable prices.
I sell cocoa eggs, scrolls of drastic healing, tiny houses, phonics downs and other assorted items, including the occasional batch of chrome weapons.
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Sauceror's Apprentice.
Currently very patchy for good supplies, since I'm doing Hardcore Oxy runs, which don't reward supplying the store, but once I finish I'll be doing stock runs.
Currently very patchy for good supplies, since I'm doing Hardcore Oxy runs, which don't reward supplying the store, but once I finish I'll be doing stock runs.
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SirNitram
- The All-Seeing Eye
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SirNitram's Stuffmart. Full of... stuff. Random stuff. Lots of stuff.
Half-Damned, All Hero.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.
Tev: You're happy. You're Plotting. You're Evil.
Me: Evil is so inappropriate. I'm ruthless.
Tev: You're turning me on.
I Am Rage. You Will Know My Fury.