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Meh. I was bored.
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"Orbital bombardment? Did we do that?"

"No, sir. Another ship. Unidentified design."

"UNIDENTIFIED? How many ships are up there?"

"The ESS Kearsarge battle group, a Sanet cruiser, and the Imperium ship." Watanabe then checks a screen. "No, now there's three Eldar ships in orbit."

"I guess they mistook the Sanet vessel for one of theirs..."

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*Pcm massacres the Drow villagers while everyone stands around talking*
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"Hey! He can't do that! That's genocide!"

"This coming from the man that landed our Leviathon on top of a goth church and two houses," mutters Sergeant Brezinska.

"Shaddap. All units evacuate the villagers!"

The Marines run forth, gathering women and children as pcm continues massacring and burning and pillaging. But some resist.

"Sir, some of the villagers don't want to be evacuated. Some are even attacking us."

"Really? Then leave all who resist to thier fate."
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*Pcm weaves a Dreadnought-sized cloak out of Drow skin and tendons. Not an easy feat when your arms are buzzsaws, but he manages.*

Stylish, no?
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*looks up from the corpses he's been looting*

Huh? Yeah, sure, nice, whatever.
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Find any nice magical trinkets?
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I found some bunny slippers of +4 warmness.
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Sweetness. Will they go over the boots?
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*a wind begins to rush through the area where the looting is being done*
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Aww, shit. Who left the sugar out?
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Ah damn, here we go with wind...

*pockets the trinkets*

Who turned on the fans?
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How's it even possible to have wind in the underdark... it's underground for Christ's sake.
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I'm a bloody Archmage... or at least I was, until I became a Scottish Highlander with a Claymore...
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A one-nutted Scottish Highlander with a claymore.

As for the wind...

*points at the new holes in the ceiling* Orbital bombardment, remember?
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*looks up*

Ah...

Well... I'd point out the Geological problems with that, but I'm afraid that it would cause the bubble of Anti-Logic to break, and the Underdark to cave in on us.
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*listens to the ominous rumble of rock*

Dakarne, you are aware of the theory of cartoons, namely that so long as a character doesn't look down, he can't fall?

*sidesteps a chunk of rock the size of a house as it falls from above*

Well, I do believe that we're in a similar situation here, and...

*watches rock begin to fall willy-nilly into the city*

Well, this situation is, shall we say, fucked?
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*dodges rock*

Yep, we're fucked alright.

I'd cast a teleport spell... but (insert plot contrivance here) is preventing me from doing so.

*glances at Ra's armoured transport*

We could fly out on that couldn't we?
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Yeah, and since he's not around for the moment...

*snags keys* I'm driving!

*heads for the transport*
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Sits in the Co-Pilot seat, and turns on the stereo...

What should we put on?

Papa Roach? Linkin Park? or should we let the inevitable escape music provided by the TGOD's sound track kick in?
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Dunno, who's doing the soundtrack music? And does this thing fly or drive? I wasn't really paying attention.

*turns key, revs up engine, hits footpedal and races forward, smashing through a storefront*

Okay, that really didn't answer my question, now did it?
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This thing flies, and I'm pretty sure that John Williams is on Soundtrack duty.

*Checks sensors* We've got a Klingon off of the port bow...

*Pauses*

What the Fuck?! What's a Klingon ship doing down here?

(ship shakes from disruptor bolt)

*Checks controls*

There's no shields on this thing...
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*fiddles with various knobs and levers*

No sweat. If it's got wings, I can fly it, wheels, I can drive it, and... um... fins... I can... float... fuck this...

*steps on it it, jamming the transport into the sky*

And how did a Klingon end up in the Underdark, anyway? OH FUCK YES, it is Williams! TURN IT UP!
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*turns it up, and checks the sensors*

Klingon persuing cap'n, should I return fire?
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