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#51
Meh. I was bored.
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
#52
"Orbital bombardment? Did we do that?"
"No, sir. Another ship. Unidentified design."
"UNIDENTIFIED? How many ships are up there?"
"The ESS Kearsarge battle group, a Sanet cruiser, and the Imperium ship." Watanabe then checks a screen. "No, now there's three Eldar ships in orbit."
"I guess they mistook the Sanet vessel for one of theirs..."
Watanabe shrugs.
"No, sir. Another ship. Unidentified design."
"UNIDENTIFIED? How many ships are up there?"
"The ESS Kearsarge battle group, a Sanet cruiser, and the Imperium ship." Watanabe then checks a screen. "No, now there's three Eldar ships in orbit."
"I guess they mistook the Sanet vessel for one of theirs..."
Watanabe shrugs.
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"Every time you stay abstinent...Kitten kills a god."
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"Every time you stay abstinent...Kitten kills a god."
#54
"Hey! He can't do that! That's genocide!"
"This coming from the man that landed our Leviathon on top of a goth church and two houses," mutters Sergeant Brezinska.
"Shaddap. All units evacuate the villagers!"
The Marines run forth, gathering women and children as pcm continues massacring and burning and pillaging. But some resist.
"Sir, some of the villagers don't want to be evacuated. Some are even attacking us."
"Really? Then leave all who resist to thier fate."
"This coming from the man that landed our Leviathon on top of a goth church and two houses," mutters Sergeant Brezinska.
"Shaddap. All units evacuate the villagers!"
The Marines run forth, gathering women and children as pcm continues massacring and burning and pillaging. But some resist.
"Sir, some of the villagers don't want to be evacuated. Some are even attacking us."
"Really? Then leave all who resist to thier fate."
Jonathan McKenzie
Half-Insane Snakehead | MSPaint Acolyte | Wierd TGOD'er
"Every time you stay abstinent...Kitten kills a god."
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"Every time you stay abstinent...Kitten kills a god."
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#55
*Pcm weaves a Dreadnought-sized cloak out of Drow skin and tendons. Not an easy feat when your arms are buzzsaws, but he manages.*
Stylish, no?
Stylish, no?
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#56
*looks up from the corpses he's been looting*
Huh? Yeah, sure, nice, whatever.
Huh? Yeah, sure, nice, whatever.
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#57
Find any nice magical trinkets?
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#59
Sweetness. Will they go over the boots?
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
#60
*a wind begins to rush through the area where the looting is being done*
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#61
Aww, shit. Who left the sugar out?
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The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of god.
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#62
Ah damn, here we go with wind...
*pockets the trinkets*
Who turned on the fans?
*pockets the trinkets*
Who turned on the fans?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
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#64
Dakarne, setting your testicle on fire then ripping it out with your hand is not the way to prove manhood. It should be done out of fun instead of trying to prove anything. Just like drinking, y'know!Dakarne wrote:KRESHNA!!! *Generates a ball of fire in his left hand*
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So be it. If saying "NO" means being alone, then to hell with love, with romance, with marriage, and all the shit life keeps pumping at me. I'll walk alone, but with freedom and a healed pride.
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#66
A one-nutted Scottish Highlander with a claymore.
As for the wind...
*points at the new holes in the ceiling* Orbital bombardment, remember?
As for the wind...
*points at the new holes in the ceiling* Orbital bombardment, remember?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#68
*listens to the ominous rumble of rock*
Dakarne, you are aware of the theory of cartoons, namely that so long as a character doesn't look down, he can't fall?
*sidesteps a chunk of rock the size of a house as it falls from above*
Well, I do believe that we're in a similar situation here, and...
*watches rock begin to fall willy-nilly into the city*
Well, this situation is, shall we say, fucked?
Dakarne, you are aware of the theory of cartoons, namely that so long as a character doesn't look down, he can't fall?
*sidesteps a chunk of rock the size of a house as it falls from above*
Well, I do believe that we're in a similar situation here, and...
*watches rock begin to fall willy-nilly into the city*
Well, this situation is, shall we say, fucked?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#69
*dodges rock*
Yep, we're fucked alright.
I'd cast a teleport spell... but (insert plot contrivance here) is preventing me from doing so.
*glances at Ra's armoured transport*
We could fly out on that couldn't we?
Yep, we're fucked alright.
I'd cast a teleport spell... but (insert plot contrivance here) is preventing me from doing so.
*glances at Ra's armoured transport*
We could fly out on that couldn't we?
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#70
Yeah, and since he's not around for the moment...
*snags keys* I'm driving!
*heads for the transport*
*snags keys* I'm driving!
*heads for the transport*
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#72
Dunno, who's doing the soundtrack music? And does this thing fly or drive? I wasn't really paying attention.
*turns key, revs up engine, hits footpedal and races forward, smashing through a storefront*
Okay, that really didn't answer my question, now did it?
*turns key, revs up engine, hits footpedal and races forward, smashing through a storefront*
Okay, that really didn't answer my question, now did it?
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
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#73
This thing flies, and I'm pretty sure that John Williams is on Soundtrack duty.
*Checks sensors* We've got a Klingon off of the port bow...
*Pauses*
What the Fuck?! What's a Klingon ship doing down here?
(ship shakes from disruptor bolt)
*Checks controls*
There's no shields on this thing...
*Checks sensors* We've got a Klingon off of the port bow...
*Pauses*
What the Fuck?! What's a Klingon ship doing down here?
(ship shakes from disruptor bolt)
*Checks controls*
There's no shields on this thing...
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#74
*fiddles with various knobs and levers*
No sweat. If it's got wings, I can fly it, wheels, I can drive it, and... um... fins... I can... float... fuck this...
*steps on it it, jamming the transport into the sky*
And how did a Klingon end up in the Underdark, anyway? OH FUCK YES, it is Williams! TURN IT UP!
No sweat. If it's got wings, I can fly it, wheels, I can drive it, and... um... fins... I can... float... fuck this...
*steps on it it, jamming the transport into the sky*
And how did a Klingon end up in the Underdark, anyway? OH FUCK YES, it is Williams! TURN IT UP!
When the Frog God smiles, arm yourself.
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain
"'Flammable' and 'inflammable' have the same meaning! This language is insane!"
GIVE ME COFFEE AND I WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE!- Frigid
"Ork 'as no automatic code o' survival. 'is partic'lar distinction from all udda livin' gits is tha necessity ta act inna face o' alternatives by means o' dakka."
I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain