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Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:34 am

*Chalk screeches across a nail head; out of frustration I grind it down on the metal*

Fucking daemons... why can't they bloody well do their own work... /mumbles

And Linds? I don't think we're going anyplace cold soon... it's just a good thing you have that flea collar there...

*Finishes the circle*

Okay. Everybody OUT. *points firmly*

And I mean out of the building. I'm not taking chances with this bugger...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:40 am

*leaps out of the window... yet contrary to Cat-ness, lands on his face*

Oww...

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:44 am

*murrs and stays put* WHy out???

*refuses to go out, and is staying right where is planted on the squishy stuff unless a good reason is given*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:55 am

*Shouts*"KITTY, GET YOUR ARSE OUTTA THERE, IF ELHERU DOES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT SPELL, YOU'LL BE DISINTEGRATED!!!"*/shouts*

*feels helpless without his powers*

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:10 pm

*grumbles about being shouted at, and told out, huffs, hefts knapsaclk up, then storms outside, flops down into a patch of grass and starts whatching clouds, focuisng kitty sixth sense on whate'er is happening insise the inn* Men... can't keep them, kan't cook them... bah.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:19 pm

*attempts, again, to shapeshift back into normal form, yet ends up keeping the tail, claws and ears*

Well... it's an improvement, at least I look sort of back to normal.

*purrs contentedly, and feels wierd doing it*

Okay... I felt more normal when I was just the cat.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:29 pm

*M'haela suddenly bristles outside, watching the window to my room very intently, as I begin uttering strings of apparently nonsensical syllables, something involving lots of 'Ia's and vowels, and finish up with a lengthy denunciation that sounds like I'm retching my gastrointestinal system out. Splitting headache. I spit out some blood, wipe my mouth, and then take a running jump through the window. The entire tavern explodes behind me as I'm in midair*

RRRRUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:40 pm

*castes mass haste, and runs, Rincewind style*

Remember: It's not where you're running to, it's what you're running from that's the point

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:05 pm

*sits up and eyes widen looking at the blowing up in, shape shifts a wee bit, and takes off with Feline speed into the woods wondering what the heck Elfie-kin managed to get us into....eventually comes to a safe cave, and settles in the doorway, sigh*

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:38 pm

*Gold flashes across the sky; a Dragon is seen winging away at high speed.

*The explosion dies down as a taloned hand thrusts its way out from the smoke and flame. This eventually rears out of the ruins, towering above the town...

*It bellows:

WHERE ART THOU, PER'HIL? THOU HAST SUMMONED ME; STAND THEN BEFORE ME, AND BOW BEFORE THY LORD!

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:54 pm

*ears twitch, and douses self with holy water* WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????(yes angry kitty screams)

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:55 pm

Dakarne vainly attempts to cover his extremely sensitive ears, "Oi, Kitty, I still have Cat-like hearing you know."

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:44 pm

*With a silent -whoof- of imploding air, I teleport in behind Lindar*

Okay, how do I explain it? That's our new boss... Er. We needed something to do, didn't we?

*Daemon Prince bellows; earth quakes*

I CAME FOR YOU, ELF. COME BEFORE ME, AND YE SHALL KNOW THE MEANING OF POWER, FOR I, KHAZAR-WALED, SHALL MAKE THIS WORLD TREMBLE!

Eep. I wonder what he's going to do...

*Earth begins cratering, gouts of lava bursting forth; jagged shards of bright orange, glowing crystal thrust forth out of the ground; the heavens darken, and plants begin dying, trees twist and flow into arcane forms, and buildings warp and fold, tightening and wringing into foul shapes. The people... let's not go there...*

I suppose that answers my question.

Two words.

We're fucked.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:18 am

*grumbles and pulls out a counter magic book, and glares at the Elf* Next time you coulda warned us you were thinking about calling in an outside force.*hands the book to the elf* LOOK for something useful, then give it back to me.

*pulls out some sparkly kitty Goddess war paint, and starts applying symbols to self* You know this is gonna be a heck of a fight.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:22 am

-Groans and pushes pieces of brick and concrete off of me... then gets up and dusts off and runs through the woods, into the cave and sits with my wings wrapped around me glaring at El and M'haela-

Hmm...good going. Briliant idea, maybe next time -eyes darken and flash silver with anger- you should clue the rest of us in...

-frowns and tries to repair my left wing, and flinches as i pull out broken feathers- .... Not even going to go there....

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:18 am

This is bad...

*casts Protection from Evil on self, Elheru Aran (though grudgingly), Lindar and Impish angel*

But, I guess, in a situation like this, the best thing to do is fight fire with fire.

*casts the "Gate" Spell*

I just hope this helps.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:06 am

-smiles lightly- Thanks Dakarne

-looks at the evil that el's magic has created and draws my sword-
Alright...I need 2 shots of vodka... then i'm ready

-Nods head drinks to shots and mumbles- okay...lets go...

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:32 am

Dakarne took a swig of his previously unseen or heard of scotch and smirked, "It's a good day to make 'em die."

A Balrog stepped out of the Gate that Dakarne had summoned, ready to fight...

"It's showtime."

(OOC: Elheru summoned the Demon, so he should attack first.)

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:42 pm

Me, attack that thing? Ye have to be daft, boy. Here, you're the fuckin' Archmage, if you're so powerful go after the damned thing... *grabs by tail, spins, and hammer-throws*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:53 pm

Dakarne lands on his feet, thankful for his cat-ness.

He then charges up the typical spell that a wizard would cast when facing a powerful Demon, he raises his previously unseen staff into the air and yells at the top of his lungs, "YOU, SHALL NOT... PASS!!!" (if you didn't get that reference, you're seriously missing out)

Dakarne slams the staff into the ground causing white arcs of electricity to surround him. The ground crumbles beneath both combatants, and they are pulled into the fires of hell below.

Dakarne barely manages to grab onto the side of the pit leading into hell, and manages to utter a few words before losing his grip, "Fly, you fools!"

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:00 pm

(OOC: Maybe you missed the fact he has wings, and is quite capable of using them, despite their apparent small size? The Warp grants many abilities that are oft considered to be... unnatural.)

*The Daemon Prince sneers; he takes Dakarne at his word, and flies upwards, swatting him down in the process.*

FOOLS INDEED. ONE LESS PATHETIC MORTAL, MILLIONS MORE. WHO DARES FACE ME NOW?!

*Gulps, looks at Balrog.*

You first?

*Balrog gives him a 'riiiiiiiiiight' look*

*sighs* Okay. If I'm immediately vaporized, you guys get out of here... M'haela? Look after them, willya?

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:30 pm

-spreads wings and makes wide circles around the Daemon Prince, then swoops in fast and slick as i take my sword and shove it in the back of his shoulders-

Aughhhhhh... El....attack him in his weak spot.....

-Digs my other arm into his shoulder as my nails sink into it's skin as i hang on as the beast thrashes about.-

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:47 pm

Get the fuck out of here, girl! I got him in here, it's my job to get him the hell out!

*Air crackles as force builds up through the Warp, and psychic fire surrounds my form as wind roars through the ruined village. The Spider-Eye tattoo burns through the false skin covering it, glowing bright about my left eye, spreading across my cheek and forehead.*

*The Elf-Lord bellows:*

BACK TO THE HELLS OF CHAOS WITH YOU, BEAST!

*A enormous, coruscating ball of energy, glowing white, drops from the sky, exploding upon the Daemon-Prince's head*

*Whispers to the Balrog... Did I get him?*

*It shrugs*

You're no fucking help...

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:52 pm

-Jumps off, pulling my sword out of his back as i am thrown to the ground near the edge of the woods-

-gets up and grabs kitten then runs down the tunnel in the cave and sets her down a good distance from the opening of the cave.-

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:45 pm

*grumbles and continues meditating, as the kitty goddes war paint begins to glow, Kitty starts to get bigger, and more...well glowy looking, claws grow to be...very big and very sharp, will go help Elfi kin* ROARRRRR!!!*yelps* ohwwww*rubs head where hit it on the cave ceiling* next time i'll have to remember not to grow TOO big...

*races back where IMpy has brought her from, HOWLINGGGG*YOU"Re dead meat demon!!!

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