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Omega Shenron · Post by **Omega Shenron** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:11 pm

Murd looks around at them all.

"Ummm...can we get back to moving? Mier needs help!"

She pulls out her map and looks it over.

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:35 pm

*nods respectfully*

No doubt a hell from which you hail; very well, I shall thy wish respect.

Shall we now this map follow?

*indicates Murd's map*

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:46 am

-Nods head quietly- Yes.

Where to first?
Shall we brave the forest...
or the black caves?

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:50 am

*loads previously unseen shotgun*

Well, I have special experience in subterrainean travel... and I'd like to spray a shitload of lead into an Umber Hulk...

We take the cave.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:31 am

-withdrwas and cocks my two glocks leveling them at Dakarne-

We don't shoot unless we have to.
Got it?

The less noise we make the better.

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 8:44 am

You realize that with an Umber Hulk, we do have to...

They're massive monstrocities which attack anything which moves, and they have Daredevil style hearing... making sneaking movements effectively worthless...

Picture a massive shambling mound of flesh with spider, crab, gorilla and ant-like features... and you're only half way there my friend, nasty, nasty buggers they are. And they just happen to like dark caves a lot... (well, so do I, being a drow but that's besides the point)

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:55 pm

--Sheathes sword deliberately, addresses Dak-- Good. You take point position. Now get to it already!

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:02 pm

--Sheathes sword deliberately, addresses Dak-- Good. You take point position. Now get to it already!

Yes, the Sword-Wielder makes the GUN wielder go first, have you no idea at all of RPG strategy? *pulls out an assault rifle, and then fires a bunch of suppression rounds into the mouth of the cave, and then throws a grenade in there* Okay... that should have done it...

*a bloodcurdling roar is heard from the cave*

...

Run. Now.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:32 pm

--presses button on belt. With a metallic swoosh-click, armour deploys, covering legs, torso, arms and head in a matter of seconds. A nimble leap as I grab Angel by the back of her shirt brings me up into a tree, hauling the rather interesting chickabiddy up casually. I pull my sword out, check the settings on my gauntlets, and squat back against the tree, spreading my coat out to drape around the branch as the visor slit in my helmet glows red...--

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:39 pm

*does a Rincewind, and runs by the tree, yelling at the top of his lungs* THAT'S NO GOOD, THIS FREAKING THING CAN FLY, IT'S A SHADOW DRAGON!!!

*Hides behind the now-defunct helicopter*

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:34 pm

*calmly steps backward; and hovers up above th'cave's mouth, looking down to the place from where the monster will shortly emerge, and be unable to see me*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:14 am

*glares at Surlethe*

Lucky Angelic bastard...

*Glares at the now-appeared shadowdragon*

Fucking dragon...

*glares at Elheru*

Lucky Uber Armoured Git...

*glares at gun*

Fucking piece of useless crap...

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:48 pm

-unfolds my wings slowly, having them cover my back and over my shoulders, as i lay on my belly, and, aming two glocks at the dragon, and then hums quietly as a sudden stillness overtakes the area,
the dragon pausing slightly,
then howling as a faint trickle of blood starts out of his ear,
I fire both glocks at his wings, damnaging them so he stays on the ground-

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:54 pm

*draws a flaming sword from my forearm; there's no way a blade so long can fit, but there you have it

dives, and, grasping th'dragon's horns, begins to hammer away at the thick carapace covering the dragon's skull. The dragon, its balance adversely affected by <impy's> humming, sways and roars, but won't remove any of its paws from the ground, lest it topple*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:06 pm

*opens fire with the shotgun, doing minimal damage... at best*

I knew I should have been a freaking lvl 10 Wizard... at least that way I could do SOME damage at least...

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:30 pm

--Sky darkens. I disappear into the cave, and as the sun darkens, the moon passing over it, and if you'll kindly check your Ye Olde Almanack it'll show this is a perfectly natural solar eclipse...--

--A few moments later, the dragon is filleted, and sprawls roaring, guts spilling out from precise slashes.--

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:33 pm

*shoots Elheru with one of the rifles which were stashed on the helicopter, no discernable affect though*

Showstealing git.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:59 pm

-levels glock at dakarne as eyes flash red, my wings becoming sharply tipped, as the feathers turn to daggers-

Drop it.
And pull that shit again, and I swear to god i will kill
you myself.

-cocks the glocks, reloading-

Got that?
We are on a team, and we were work as one,
or you will die.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:32 pm

-Brushes off spatters of lead. Pulls helmet off-- carefully, some rather sharp blades there-- and presses button on belt. Armour retracts, rather slower than it deployed, but within belt in seconds. I return to the cave, grab my jacket, and my hat is atop my head before I walk out. I leisurely nod to Angel, and murmur--

Really, that's a wee bit violent... I believe but a warning shall suffice...

--Holds my hand out towards Dakarne, palm upwards. Fingers clench suddenly; psy-lightning arcs around Dak, as he feels flame stabbing through his body. I let go, and Dak collapses, smoke rising from his clothing, but outwardly unharmed...--

The lady did make a good point, however; we are a team... and thus you shall act as though you are... --eyes glow psyk-blue for a moment-- or there shall be... consequences.

ImpishAngel · Post by **ImpishAngel** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:45 pm

-nods slowly, as my wings go to feathers again, then sink into my back-

Agreed, slightly violent... i will think it over before another altercation like this occurs again.

-uncocks my glocks, and slides them into the waist band of my pants, while slowly walking to the cave-

let's go than shall we?

Surlethe · Post by **Surlethe** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:28 pm

*retracts sword within forearm; stares unscrutably down at Dakarne for a moment*

Thou'd'st be well-advised never t'such an action again undertake.

*lightly drops nearly to the ground; continues to hover several inches off the ground*

Let us then continue.

*turns and leads the way deeper into the forest*

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 5:06 am

*shakes head*

And they have a go at ME for wank... all I've got is guns which are all as effective as PEASHOOTERS...

Ah well, time to resurrect wizardry... *pulls out harry potter style wand* It's still more effective that what I previously HAD...

Of course, this doesn't make me wankish as I obey magical law, making the most powerful spell I have impossible for me to cast.

Damn Avada Kedavra

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:50 pm

--Idly inspects tips of gauntlets-- You don't like it, you're quite at liberty to depart. Meanwhile, I do believe we have a mission to accomplish... --opens screen on forearm gauntlet, clicks a few buttons, and fades off into the forest, a virtually invisible ripple marking my route--

Narsil · Post by **Narsil** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:52 pm

Heh, I've got the wand, and Harry Potter Wizard powers now... I can do a lot of useful stuff... like unlock doors, teleport, and turn people into frogs...

*with a loud snapping sound disapparates, following along*

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:34 pm

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*shakes head and mutters something about Shadow dragons and the fact that they're now going to be facing a vampiric skeleton dragon due to the state of affairs in the woods...*
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