Dark Storms Gather OOC (D&D, e3.5)

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:10 pm

Also, rhoenix, you now know why you were pretty much doomed to failure while fighting Garxon. Those feats Saidan has? Yeah, Garxon has them and more. DR/lawful, its a bitch.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:15 pm

Academia Nut wrote:Also, rhoenix, you now know why you were pretty much doomed to failure while fighting Garxon. Those feats Saidan has? Yeah, Garxon has them and more. DR/lawful, its a bitch.

Ouch! It does make sense, then.

You're making me wish again that I'd made that monk.

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:16 pm

You wouldn't have had the ability to penetrate his defences at level 6 and you would have taken extra damage. Extra real damage.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:17 pm

Academia Nut wrote:You wouldn't have had the ability to penetrate his defences at level 6 and you would have taken extra damage. Extra real damage.

Well, double ouch then. Playing a tactless Duskblade still works.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:13 pm

So I'm guessing Bartel would have done even worse?

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:04 pm

Let's put it this way, if you had followed through with your smite+strength I'm fairly certain by the math you would have missed. Garxon would have then pointed out that he hadn't been doing anything illegal at the time and proceeded to thrash the shit out of you in front of witnesses in 'self defence' and then left you broken and bleeding, amused that he managed to get you to break the law but not wanting to kill you because then you wouldn't have learned your 'lesson'.

He's a real dick like that.

Also, Doran is keeping his tentacles hidden beneath his clothing right now, you can't really see them.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:07 pm

Also Saiden isn't obviously inhuman.

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:12 pm

Well, that depends on how you interpret the Demonic Skin feat as the penalty to escape artist is supposed to be because your scales are sharp and get caught on stuff, and with a +3 natural armour bonus at the moment that's some pretty hefty skin there. Still, way less noticeable than Daron seeing as you don't take cumulative penalties to a pile of Charisma based skills.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:13 pm

Academia Nut wrote:Well, that depends on how you interpret the Demonic Skin feat as the penalty to escape artist is supposed to be because your scales are sharp and get caught on stuff, and with a +3 natural armour bonus at the moment that's some pretty hefty skin there. Still, way less noticeable than Daron seeing as you don't take cumulative penalties to a pile of Charisma based skills.

I have patches of scales. They're all under clothing.

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:18 pm

Figured as much. Still, definitely got the otherworldly going on with 4 abyssal heritor feats, although the tentacles definitely make Daron win out in the freakishness department. Although maybe if his charisma was better he could get the nymphs or dryads to give him the time of day and...

No, no. Mustn't go down that path. Down that path lies madness.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:20 pm

Academia Nut wrote:Figured as much. Still, definitely got the otherworldly going on with 4 abyssal heritor feats, although the tentacles definitely make Daron win out in the freakishness department. Although maybe if his charisma was better he could get the nymphs or dryads to give him the time of day and...

How I'm interpreting it is that those with more sensitive senses will be able to notice a certain..."otherworldly" feeling to CynCat's character. AN's character is more immediately unsettling, swamp-thing sort of feel.

Academia Nut wrote:No, no. Mustn't go down that path. Down that path lies madness.

And many very strange children.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:22 pm

Also - I'm just waiting on Jason, Rogue9, and Haizu to make at least one post before I push things along so all of you meet the king. This is intended to be calm and such before then, to get all of you settled into your characters and interactions before I start tossing you into the lands of WTF.

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:36 pm

I've got a 20 Charisma and no one wants to sit with me. I'm hurt dude. I'll be sulking in tent, next to Achilles.

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:40 pm

There's probably also a bit of an unpleasant smell around Daron what with the whole eating things most people don't consider food and generally not minding the smell of decay. As for Mr. Cha 20, well maybe we're all afraid he'll steal all of the hot chicks if we sit next to him. There's got to be a Japanese schoolgirl somewhere around here!

Also, can we summon Captain Planet? 'Cause that would be great if we could summon Captain Planet.

And all I need is one more question from Rogue 9 and I can throw all of your guys down the rabbit hole.

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:51 pm

Alright, the waitress strikes again. And no, CynCat, I wasn't having her deliberately snub you because you managed to get an utterly offensive stat - that was merely a fun side-effect.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:15 pm

Academia Nut wrote:There's probably also a bit of an unpleasant smell around Daron what with the whole eating things most people don't consider food and generally not minding the smell of decay. As for Mr. Cha 20, well maybe we're all afraid he'll steal all of the hot chicks if we sit next to him. There's got to be a Japanese schoolgirl somewhere around here!

Also, can we summon Captain Planet? 'Cause that would be great if we could summon Captain Planet.

And all I need is one more question from Rogue 9 and I can throw all of your guys down the rabbit hole.

I dont think the tentacle monster has to worry about competition for Japanese School Girls

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:23 pm

See... I offered to RP the waitress. I was going to have Cyncat's high-Char character all but mobbed by every waitress in the room, even have the old crone that does the baking come out to fawn over him.

But Noooooooooooo.

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:32 pm

That is just because you want to get into CynCat's pants

(and who doesnt?)

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:36 pm

I think Haizu just wants to for his wallet. Does that count?

Cynical Cat · Post by **Cynical Cat** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:40 pm

[David Bowie]I'm too sexy for my DM, too sexy by far [/David Bowie]

Comrade Tortoise · Post by **Comrade Tortoise** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:45 pm

rhoenix wrote:I think Haizu just wants to for his wallet. Does that count?

That filthy whore...

Haizu · Post by **Haizu** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:46 pm

Lol, this reminds me of a Shadowrun character I have. He walks into a room and chicks clothes melt off them (metaphorically speaking of course).

rhoenix · Post by **rhoenix** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:47 pm

Haizu wrote:Lol, this reminds me of a Shadowrun character I have. He walks into a room and chicks clothes melt off them (metaphorically speaking of course).

Possible...but far too obvious for a good thief. I mean "Rogue."

LadyTevar · Post by **LadyTevar** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:54 pm

Haizu wrote:Lol, this reminds me of a Shadowrun character I have. He walks into a room and chicks clothes melt off them (metaphorically speaking of course).

I ran with a troll who had an Awakened Raccoon as a pet. The Raccoon had a higher Int.

Academia Nut · Post by **Academia Nut** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:54 pm

Ah, the awkward difficulties of being a scavenger. I'm sure that will be the most common question for the party from Daron. "Are you going eat that?"

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