Star Trek: The Quadratic War

[General Havoc]

You guess which.

[Lys]

That's easy, General Havoc's always about to snap! ^_^

[Josh]

The best way to calm the angry beast is a lengthy tract on the virtues of cynical nihilism.

[Lys]

Ishtar i-Nalim Charvanek is the kind of person who feigns not loving her own parents for political gain, and uses a hug as an opportunity to literally stab her best friend in the back. It's probably fair to say that she's a never ending font of cynical nihilism. So, guess i'm good then?

[Josh]

Perfect.

[LadyTevar]

Of course, I have no idea what's going on with my Peregrines.

[Josh]

Just don't have them fly through my ship please. The crew finds it disturbing.

[White Haven]

Oh, my, things are happening that aren't in Skirmishlandia. Interesting... *strokes chin*

At work now, I'll see what I can do once I get home.

[Lys]

That is perhaps the greatest advantage of play-by-post. Simultaneity is easy to do and a good GM - like Havoc - can run multiple events and plot threads at once, even if the group's split.

[Comrade Tortoise]

Ishtar i-Nalim Charvanek is the kind of person who feigns not loving her own parents for political gain, and uses a hug as an opportunity to literally stab her best friend in the back. It's probably fair to say that she's a never ending font of cynical nihilism. So, guess i'm good then?

Never take Josh's advice on interpersonal relations with Havoc

[Josh]

Never take Josh's advice on interpersonal relations with Havoc

I'll be the first to admit that our relationship has been somewhat stormy, but the passion, the passion is real.

[Comrade Tortoise]

Never take Josh's advice on interpersonal relations with Havoc

I'll be the first to admit that our relationship has been somewhat stormy, but the passion, the passion is real.

So.... hate-sex then?

[Josh]

Never take Josh's advice on interpersonal relations with Havoc

I'll be the first to admit that our relationship has been somewhat stormy, but the passion, the passion is real.

So.... hate-sex then?

Ours is a spiritual relationship that transcends the mere physical.

Also I keep having a hard time finding Frisco.

[frigidmagi]

... Wow. We are getting so much borg now.

[General Havoc]

... Wow. We are getting so much borg now.

Gobs of Borg. Like Imperial Terragobs. It's gonna be fucking biblical.

[Lys]

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[Josh]

Artemis seems a little too tame for my crew, to be honest.

[Lys]

Josh, your crew is also not Federation, this isn't a coincidence.

[Josh]

Assuming Havoc doesn't get around to vaporizing us, they'll probably end up declaring themselves the Star Navy of the Pirate Republic of Freedonia or some shit.

[White Haven]

It's entirely not impossible that the U.S.S. Scylla will end up the I.G.V. Scylla by the time all's said and done, so I can't say much.

[Josh]

It's entirely not impossible that the U.S.S. Scylla will end up the I.G.V. Scylla by the time all's said and done, so I can't say much.

The antiques should stick together under a common flag, I say.

[White Haven]

Any Andorians crewing that adorable little runabout of yours?

[Josh]

Are you asking if I have a little Andorian in me? Do I want to?

I haven't specified, but I haven't spelled out every last crew member. I could easily have one either in the crew or the resident jarheads.

[White Haven]

If there are, it's not impossible that your ship is Imperial Guard without you even knowing it yet. *nods sagely*

[LadyTevar]

Hey HAVOC!
WHat Can My PEregrines SEE? Or Do Anything About? Or are they as blind in this storm as I am IRL