40 K Game?

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

it's a miracle hes' not been exterminated for extreme heresy,

If he so much as twitches in a xenos-loving way...

[LadyTevar]

it's a miracle hes' not been exterminated for extreme heresy,

If he so much as twitches in a xenos-loving way...

Oh, he did more than twitch... But that was on the Eldar maiden-world, and you can't prove anything

[SirNitram]

What happens on the primitive world, stays on the primitive world.

I hope. Otherwise it's going to turn from storyline to PvP real fast.

[Hotfoot]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my experience with Eldar in 40K indicates that they are in no way compatable with humans - the appearance is just coincidence.

And do Space Marines even have the parts anymore after the geneseeds are done with them?

[LadyTevar]

We were debating that question ourselves, honestly LOL

But it doesn't leave out the ORal Sex.

[Hotfoot]

No, no, spankings.

Dirty Xeno wenches need spankings for being such Filthy Xenos.

THEN the oral sex.

[LadyTevar]

No, no, spankings.

Dirty Xeno wenches need spankings for being such Filthy Xenos.

THEN the oral sex.

You're talking about the race that spawned the god of sex and debaucery. Are you *wanting* to get her aroused?

[Hotfoot]

Well, I was going for the Monty Python reference, largely.

Besides, arousing Slaanesh? Dead Eldar. As a die-hard Guardsman who has fought Eldar for decades, I welcome anything that brings about their destruction.

[LadyTevar]

I see you and Malavious having INTERESTING conversations....

[Hotfoot]

I see you and Malavious having INTERESTING conversations....

Interesting how, exactly?

[SirNitram]

I see you and Malavious having INTERESTING conversations....

Interesting how, exactly?

Probably involving Promethium and exchanges of 'Chaos-loving heretic!' and 'Xeno-lover!'

[Hotfoot]

Ah yes. Well, of course, the Emperor protects against the foul spawn of Chaos, and it would only be fitting that your little xeno-scum friends die by the horror they created.

[SirNitram]

Ah yes. Well, of course, the Emperor protects against the foul spawn of Chaos, and it would only be fitting that your little xeno-scum friends die by the horror they created.

Since you feel that way, you can fight the Emperor's Children Legion. There they are, in that decidedly un-threatening pink. *Throws Hotfoot at the Chaos Marines*

[Hotfoot]

I fight in the Emperor's name!

*dies*

The Emperor's will be done...

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

According to Xenology the eldar have the right bits. Breeding with them would be impossible. Intercourse however, quite possible. And, marines have the parts, but only the Salamanders (and possibly the Raven Guard, who also live among the people of their homeworld, though there's no information about them having wives) seem to make regular use of them.

Of course, really old fluff had half-human half-eldar, but I blame warpdy accidents for that.

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

You're talking about the race that spawned the god of sex and debaucery. Are you *wanting* to get her aroused?

When the Great Ward is completed, there will be peace and love for all. </Propaganda>

[SirNitram]

According to Xenology the eldar have the right bits. Breeding with them would be impossible. Intercourse however, quite possible. And, marines have the parts, but only the Salamanders (and possibly the Raven Guard, who also live among the people of their homeworld, though there's no information about them having wives) seem to make regular use of them.

The biggest problem I forsee in such is not so much affection(Marines, while deadened somewhat emotionally, seem to have strong emotional bonds with some people), but.. Well, let's call it volume. Yes. That's a nice, euphemistic way to put it. A baby may come out the other way, but going in isn't the same.

Then again, this is the Eldar. They'd probably have done it just to know what it felt like..

Of course, really old fluff had half-human half-eldar, but I blame warpdy accidents for that.

We don't talk about the half-Eldar. They go stand next to the Marines with their hoverboards.

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

The biggest problem I forsee in such is not so much affection(Marines, while deadened somewhat emotionally, seem to have strong emotional bonds with some people), but.. Well, let's call it volume. Yes. That's a nice, euphemistic way to put it. A baby may come out the other way, but going in isn't the same.

Humm. Not sure I get you. If you're talking about volume, I don't think marine enhancements would actually improve their size there. Just like the head, there's not much muscle on there, and certainly nothing the Emperor would really care to improve. If normal humans have sufficient volume, I imagine eldar would too.

[SirNitram]

The biggest problem I forsee in such is not so much affection(Marines, while deadened somewhat emotionally, seem to have strong emotional bonds with some people), but.. Well, let's call it volume. Yes. That's a nice, euphemistic way to put it. A baby may come out the other way, but going in isn't the same.

Humm. Not sure I get you. If you're talking about volume, I don't think marine enhancements would actually improve their size there. Just like the head, there's not much muscle on there, and certainly nothing the Emperor would really care to improve. If normal humans have sufficient volume, I imagine eldar would too.

I suppose that's logical. I've not really noticed the heads being out of proportion, but you're almost certainly right.

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

I suppose that's logical. I've not really noticed the heads being out of proportion, but you're almost certainly right.

It's the shoulderpads and the thickness of the helmets that prevents them looking that way. Put a catachan head on a marine, and you'll see the hugeness of their shoulders.

[LadyTevar]

The biggest problem I forsee in such is not so much affection(Marines, while deadened somewhat emotionally, seem to have strong emotional bonds with some people), but.. Well, let's call it volume. Yes. That's a nice, euphemistic way to put it. A baby may come out the other way, but going in isn't the same.

Humm. Not sure I get you. If you're talking about volume, I don't think marine enhancements would actually improve their size there. Just like the head, there's not much muscle on there, and certainly nothing the Emperor would really care to improve. If normal humans have sufficient volume, I imagine eldar would too.

If human females can take (and enjoy taking) something that large, I see no reason for the Eldar, who are sensual to the point of jaded after so many centuries, wouldn't do the same. hell, sleeping with a Marine would be something NEW.

[SirNitram]

The worst part of this conversation is not the fact my Marine may get shot for Heresy. It's the nagging suspicion that at this rate, I'm going to get knocked on my ass by a Howling Banshee and have no recourse but to say to the Deathwatch, in the tone of Kermit The Frog as Captain Smollet..

'...Old girlfriend.'

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

If human females can take (and enjoy taking) something that large, I see no reason for the Eldar, who are sensual to the point of jaded after so many centuries, wouldn't do the same. hell, sleeping with a Marine would be something NEW.

To be fair, part of the point of the path system is that they don't get jaded. I'm fairly certain there'd be a Path of the Wanton Slut, and when they're not on it, or the Path of the Outcast, there's not likely to be that much rumpy pumpy.

[The Necrontyr Messenger]

The worst part of this conversation is not the fact my Marine may get shot for Heresy. It's the nagging suspicion that at this rate, I'm going to get knocked on my ass by a Howling Banshee and have no recourse but to say to the Deathwatch, in the tone of Kermit The Frog as Captain Smollet..

'...Old girlfriend.'

I think Crassiros'd start wondering if his de-tox systems had failed at that surreal sight.

[LadyTevar]

If human females can take (and enjoy taking) something that large, I see no reason for the Eldar, who are sensual to the point of jaded after so many centuries, wouldn't do the same. hell, sleeping with a Marine would be something NEW.

To be fair, part of the point of the path system is that they don't get jaded. I'm fairly certain there'd be a Path of the Wanton Slut, and when they're not on it, or the Path of the Outcast, there's not likely to be that much rumpy pumpy.

That was one reason she was on the Agri-world... she'd done her turn as a Banshee, now she was trying as a 'village elder'. She'd also already done a turn as 'mommy', yeah, village slut was an open option. ;)

The worst part of this conversation is not the fact my Marine may get shot for Heresy. It's the nagging suspicion that at this rate, I'm going to get knocked on my ass by a Howling Banshee and have no recourse but to say to the Deathwatch, in the tone of Kermit The Frog as Captain Smollet..

'...Old girlfriend.'

I think Crassiros'd start wondering if his de-tox systems had failed at that surreal sight.

Now, give her some credit. If she was going to find him amongst a DeathWatch crew, she'd have enough backup to have everyone on the ground before staring down at the TechMarine and asking him why he'd left with the Wraithbone armor she'd loaned him.